The "definitive" Old Farts v Whippersnappers thread.......

Kraxx68

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Dave, may I ask where you had your evening meal the other evening. Was it not in a country pub, and did you not say it was fantastic? Does this not also suggest you have Old Fart tendencies?

As an aside did the Old Fart poison not work, i.e. how is your gippy tummy after eating with the big boys?

Was wondering when 'Hobbit' Older than time itself would throw his words of wisdom in :)

Had Curry last night, but no Dhoomphuct ;)
 

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Dave, may I ask where you had your evening meal the other evening. Was it not in a country pub, and did you not say it was fantastic? Does this not also suggest you have Old Fart tendencies?

As an aside did the Old Fart poison not work, i.e. how is your gippy tummy after eating with the big boys?

I was outnumbered two to one for choice of venue.
 

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I'd like to raise an objection against the Whippersnappers captain (Kraxx).

Grounds for the objection are, that while arranging the lads (Me, Kraxx and a coupe of others) Christmas night out, his reply to an email was and I quote "Lets gave a good meal somewhere but not in town", apart from the dodgy spelling, Evidence point No.1 his reply to the town being to noisy was, and again I quote, "Yeah", mark this as evidence No.2.

For Evidence point number 1, this shows a distinct lack of technical skill with a mobile phone, which is somewhat an Old Fart trait.

and

For Evidence point number 2, surely a whippersnapper would be out among the lovelies in their Mrs Claus skimpy fancy dress gear and not wanting to suck on a Werthers in a remote country side pub next to the fire, which is again an Old Fart trait.

I put it to the rank and file that Kraxx is indeed an Old Fart in disguise who has been smuggled into the Whippersnapper ranks to cause chaos and mayhem, sabotage the team selection and overdose the Whipper Snappers morning coffee with excessive amounts on sanatogen.

Then again he could be a double agent and the above is a double bluff to lure the Old Farts into a false sense of security.

Dave - to counter your assertion re point 1, I'd say the fact that Stu suggested somewhere quieter is because he ISN'T suffering early-onset Oldfartitis which, as everyone knows, is classically exemplified by repeated comments such as "Eh?", "What's that ya say?" and " Speak up!" i.e. being hard of hearing! ;)


Suggest the comp be renamed TOFs 'n' Whippersnappers vs TROFs 'n' CDs (The REALLY Old Farts and Coffin Dodgers). For Clarity!
:whistle:

Got some other suggestions too but...time's too short for some of the old farts! :ears:
 

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I'm up for it if you need numbers. Not sure if I qualify for Old Farts (Body) or Whippersnappers (Mind).

Apologies. Somebody has just reminded me that I have a reserve list (ooops!) and that they would like to come along.
I have noted your interest though Radbourne and will add you to the reserve list if that is okay???
Rob
 

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Due to Full Throttle having to pull out, the attendees now look like this...
1. Smiffy
2. Leftie (Single Room)
3. Fish (Single Room)
4. Virtuocity
5. Williamalex1
6. Rosecott
7. Greiginfife
8. Chrisd (Single Room)
9. Justone
10. ibsmith04 (Single Room)
11. Region3 (Single Room)
12. Moogie (Single Room)
13. 2Blue (Single Room)
14. Whereditgo
15. LIG (Single Room)
16. Ruff-Driver
17. Khamelion (Single Room)
18. Kraxx68 (Single Room)
19. Crow (Single Room)
20. JohnnyDee (Single Room)
21. GrumpyJock
22. Paperboy
23. BlueinMunich (Single Room)
24. Jimbop90
25. PuttPuttSteve
26. MashleyR7
27. Hobbit (Single Room)
28. FoliageFinder (Single Room)
29. TeeGirl (Single Room)
30. Sandmagnet
31. Liverpoolphil (Single Room)
32. GG26

Reserves.

1. Sainthacker
2. Richart
3. Jates12
4. Radbourne2010


 
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The teams!!

WHIPPERSNAPPERS.....

1. VIRTUOCITY
2. LIVERPOOLPHIL
3. REGION3
4. KHAMELION
5. MOOGIE
6. PAPERBOY
7. RUFFDRIVER
8. SANDMAGNET
9. JIMBOP90
10. GREIGINFIFE
11. LIG
12. KRAXX68
13. GG26
14. JUSTONE
15. FOLIAGEFINDER
16. MASHLEYR7


THE OLD FARTS.........

1. SMIFFY
2. CHRISD
3. CROW
4. JOHNNYDEE
5. IBSMITH04
6. 2BLUE
7. WILLIAMALEX1
8. FISH
9. HOBBIT
10. ROSECOTT
11. TEEGIRL
12. BLUEINMUNICH
13. LEFTIE
14. PUTTPUTTSTEVE
15. WHEREDITGO
16. GRUMPYJOCK

 

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Thought you were on our side :D

Any idea what post number the initial teams were posted on? Too many pages to look through and I have to be in bed by 4

The teams are only about 4 posts back, not pages away unless your settings are squiffy.
 

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The teams are only about 4 posts back, not pages away unless your settings are squiffy.

Cheers, I thought they were way way way back down the thread but it looks like he's reposted again just in the wee small hours of today.
 
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