Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
I must admit, as a 13/14 capper it does annoy me that 90% of the holes I don't get shots on are par 3s. It's led to me not really liking par 3s anymore. Baffles me that I could not receive a shot on a 160 par 3 as you say, but I do get one on a par 4 that's only a drive and wedge. I'd rather the other way round as you've more margin for error and more options on the short par 4.
Yeah similar handicap to you and same annoyance
If better players & tour pros have shown us anything its that par 3's are (typically) harder to make 'par' than it is on the 4's & 5's
Yet as soon as a player shows signs of basic competence at this game then they (too often) lose shots on par 3's first