story time

[HomerJSimpson]

In olde Aylesbury towne and he was know as Frag The Imapler

 

[Tashyboy]

For Frag the impaler had that " extra leg" she was looking for. But she would have to join the queue. As it was a long un.

 

[Captainron]

His middle age spread and manly musk were almost too much to resist after...

 

[ColchesterFC]

And so was the queue

EDIT - damn it CaptainRon you ruined my double entendre

 

[Khamelion]

ColchesterFC was so disappointed his double entendre had been ruined by CaptainRon, Homer had to give him one. Meanwhile in the butchers, which also doubled up as the local mortuary, Sam Mackerel the fish monger was mincing some salmon

 

[Tashyboy]

Because it was salmon day which is the day after pancake day.