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Although the family pet dog, Fido, just loved the new sweets
 
Pauldj42 looked at Fido in disbelief, Fido a fun loving Chihuahua, was even small for a dog of that stature had blood around its mouth, after recently devouring the family pet gerbil.
 
Pauldj42 looked at Fido in disbelief, Fido a fun loving Chihuahua, was even small for a dog of that stature had blood around its mouth, after recently devouring the family pet gerbil.

Fido told everyone he was innocent of gerbil manslaughter, he only swallowed him to catch the spider that wriggled and tickled inside him.
 
So Misty went out on the town, drank from a dirty puddle and found herself surrounded by four Alsatian puppies.
 
This was not the first time Batdog, Snoopy and Robin had saved the day. The whole saga involving Homer, four bottles of Diamond White cider and Sweaty Betty from the next village deserved to be heard by a wider audience.
 
Her previous name was Betty, but half an hour with Homer soon changed that forever.
 
Finally she had found a man who loved shoes more than herself, he was everything she ever wanted and more, her heart raced at the thought of them both stroking each others shoes.
 
But as his gentle strokes became firmer and harder she gained in awe off his Jimmy Choos and the shine he'd he was achieving.
 
It was at that point her heart was broken forever. She never noticed he had two left feet. They would never look right at the side of her peg leg.
 
For although she loved homer with all her heart an leg. She knew deep down she needed a man with facial hair. A Stallion. A looker. A legend. Where would she find such love lord.
 
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