story time

[Norrin Radd]

ok guys and gals its story time ,you get to write one sentence per post and see where the story go`s .
it can be hilarious if the idea takes off so without further ado
...............i woke up at half past three in the morning.........

 

[The Evertonian]

....to the sound of police car sirens outside my house...

 

[Imurg]

It seems someone stole a Chieftain tank and parked it in the middle of my herbaceous border

 

[fundy]

thankfully they seem to have left the keys in the Tank for me

 

[Deleted member 16999]

But the wife has climbed in first and is in the driving seat

 

[pokerjoke]

And that was the end of the tank

 

[Norrin Radd]

later that day

 

[Pin-seeker]

I received a call

 

[Norrin Radd]

it was from isis who wanted to know how much for the tank

 

[Pin-seeker]

I told them they could take it as long as they took the wife aswell.

 

[Imurg]

I told them that after the Mrs had wrecked it they could have it for nothing but will have to collect due to the outrageous postage cost

 

[Norrin Radd]

but what the oxford second eight wanted with a tank was anyones guess

 

[Deleted member 18645]

The arrival of the Cambridge team and their cox armed with a shotgun has certainly enlivened the 2017 Boat Race.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Although changing the rules to make it a relay in rowing boats has caused some contorversy

 

[Tashyboy]

The war ended as the cause was not that great

 

[HomerJSimpson]

But the cause was noble in the politicians eyes removed from any battlefield

 

[clubchamp98]

But they refused to send their own sons.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Meanwhile my own son had somehow gotten out of his playpen and was decorating the wall with a green crayon

 

[Tashyboy]

Because he had eaten the rest of the crayons

 

[ColchesterFC]

As he had decided he wanted to see if he could poo a rainbow