DMC
Challenge Tour Pro
Iron covers
Brush tees
Stableford comps
shorts/long socks
Black Diamond golf balls
weeds in bunkers
Brush tees
Stableford comps
shorts/long socks
Black Diamond golf balls
weeds in bunkers
Room 101
- Thread starter drawboy
- Start date
SS2
Tour Rookie
The fact that I lose Pro Vs yet only find Top Flites
bobmac
Major Champion
People who use americanisms in golf, even if you're American
but especially if you're commentating on Sky sports.
but especially if you're commentating on Sky sports.
Sandy
Assistant Pro
"Get in the hole". Anywhere. Or the one I heard shouted at the USPGA "I felt the spin..." Just annoying.
Robobum
Money List Winner
People who, when you ask them what they shot, start with "well I was 1 over after 9..."
I'll put my spikes back on if we're going to go round again, I asked for your score!!!
I'll put my spikes back on if we're going to go round again, I asked for your score!!!
bobmac
Major Champion
People who, when you ask them what they shot, start with "well I was 1 over after 9..."
I'll put my spikes back on if we're going to go round again, I asked for your score!!!
We've all been there but none of us are guilty of doing it
Here's a tip. Next time ask 'did you beat your handicap today?'
Warren
Club Champion
Those little suction cup things that fit in the end of your putter so you don't need to bend down to pick your ball from the hole, & yes a definite must for me the "get in the hole" brigade.
Slow players
Fast players
Good players
( Guess why noone will play with me )
Fast players
Good players
( Guess why noone will play with me )
jammydodger
Tour Winner
high handicappers moaning about low handicappers moaning about high handicappers... 
iwtuk
Assistant Pro
high handicappers moaning about low handicappers moaning about high handicappers...
LMAO !!
B
birdieman
Guest
Players that when asked their score give you a nett score, pretty much always high handicappers!
Tell us how many you took, you'll get more respect for doing so.
Tell us how many you took, you'll get more respect for doing so.
RGDave
Money List Winner
You da man!
This drives me totally nuts. Not wishing to start a landslide, but there are often posts on here about "I shot a 65" - with no h'cap in the signature or mention of h'cap.
I always talk in gross figures. If a mate says "I had an 80 today" I know that he's had a good game of golf...unless he's the pro!!
PS.....those 3 rubber tees tied with string are one of my favourite ever golf gadgets. In the winter you have 3 choices off the mat. 1) Hit it off the mat 2) Hit it off one of the rubber tee doobries or 3) unpack your bag, get out a hammer, break 3 or 4 trying to get the right height.
RGDave
Money List Winner
All 3.
AliB
Q-School Graduate
Best advice I've had for a long time. Might stop me falling asleep over Mr B's match reports (not that I would ever do such a thingPeople who, when you ask them what they shot, start with "well I was 1 over after 9..."
I'll put my spikes back on if we're going to go round again, I asked for your score!!!
We've all been there but none of us are guilty of doing it
Here's a tip. Next time ask 'did you beat your handicap today?'
)AliB
rgs
Tour Rookie
Bandits--especially those handicap protectors who just play in 4BB, foursome or rumble comps just to win the prize.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
My sodding useless useless useless sodding slicing, hooking, topping, pushing, pulling driver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Region3
Ryder Cup Winner
Are you using the right end
haplesshacker
Money List Winner
This thread comes around every so often, and it's great to see some of the new guys involved. This 101 thing always makes me laugh.
From the looks of it, I'll see you in there. I don't think that any one of us isn't guilty of at least one of these things!
Personally. I play in checkered shorts with long black socks, and white/brown Footjoy classics, with a pink shirt and a Pringle 'geometric' jumper with a golfer symbol on it; naturally, draped of the shoulders of course in true 'preppy' style. My black glove is carefully placed hanging out of my back pocket. My Japanese imported Muira irons and wedges are coseted in my 'Stewart' bag, logo'd of course, by some iron head covers with my initials on. My driver has a 'funny' head cover on it to show that I have a sense of humor. But my 3 wood head cover has a St Georges flag on it to prove my patriotism. I have a chipper, handy for those little touch shots around the green, and an 'Alien' wedge; because there great, 'cause Sam said so. I have hydrids upto and including a 5 iron loft; well they're just easier; aren't they. I wear a visor, even though I'm bald.
And do you know why I keep being invited back to play?
Because I always buy lunch.
From the looks of it, I'll see you in there. I don't think that any one of us isn't guilty of at least one of these things!
Personally. I play in checkered shorts with long black socks, and white/brown Footjoy classics, with a pink shirt and a Pringle 'geometric' jumper with a golfer symbol on it; naturally, draped of the shoulders of course in true 'preppy' style. My black glove is carefully placed hanging out of my back pocket. My Japanese imported Muira irons and wedges are coseted in my 'Stewart' bag, logo'd of course, by some iron head covers with my initials on. My driver has a 'funny' head cover on it to show that I have a sense of humor. But my 3 wood head cover has a St Georges flag on it to prove my patriotism. I have a chipper, handy for those little touch shots around the green, and an 'Alien' wedge; because there great, 'cause Sam said so. I have hydrids upto and including a 5 iron loft; well they're just easier; aren't they. I wear a visor, even though I'm bald.
And do you know why I keep being invited back to play?
Because I always buy lunch.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Are you using the right end
Honestly I don't think it would matter which end I use!
Herbie
Tour Winner
People who complain about other peoples complaints or complaining!(101 under lock and key till they realise everyone has the right to complain and they themselves complain more)
Golfers who talk golf but dont play it? (Playing golf is taking a club out and hitting a ball as few times as you can, golf is not pretencious posing, time wasting dance routines or gassing about the game for 5 minutes before hitting a ball) if you are not hitting the ball or walking to it to hit it again you are not playing golf, you are doing some other mysterious pastime.
Scruffy golfers regardless of what they wear.
People with poor etiquette (Room 101 till they learn or change attitude)
People who refuse to drink from the cup of 'SHUT THE HECK UP' while others are playing shots.
Golfers who cannot resist telling other golfers how to play, or whats wrong with their swing without being asked, then proceed to duff their shot off their 6million h/c.
Golfers who talk golf but dont play it? (Playing golf is taking a club out and hitting a ball as few times as you can, golf is not pretencious posing, time wasting dance routines or gassing about the game for 5 minutes before hitting a ball) if you are not hitting the ball or walking to it to hit it again you are not playing golf, you are doing some other mysterious pastime.
Scruffy golfers regardless of what they wear.
People with poor etiquette (Room 101 till they learn or change attitude)
People who refuse to drink from the cup of 'SHUT THE HECK UP' while others are playing shots.
Golfers who cannot resist telling other golfers how to play, or whats wrong with their swing without being asked, then proceed to duff their shot off their 6million h/c.
