chrisd
Major Champion
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Really (really) stupid question...... (possibly)......
- Thread starter Smiffy
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Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Lost, good and proper. What didn't help was the fact that I couldn't find my bloody glasses. Got some "special" varifocals I play in, and I've mislaid them. I was 6 down after 7, getting a right pasting. But I won 8 & 9 to get it back to 4, and a fighting chance. Then played 10 like an idiot, lost my tee shot up 11 and stuck one in a water hazard at 12. Dog licence....???
Walked back to the car, drove home and kicked the cat ????
Walked back to the car, drove home and kicked the cat ????
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Did you have to detour via the pet shop to buy the cat?
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Good job he found the glasses so he didn't miss.
I’d bet he topped the cat
Blue in Munich
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Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
Sounds like Smiffy had a catastrophe ??I know he's cross but finishing the cat off is a bit strong...
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
All joking aside, I'm going to be cheesed right off if I can't find my golf glasses. I wear varifocals, and my normal day to day glasses are useless due to the transition in the lenses. Perfect for day to day use, but trying to play golf in them is really weird, I keep topping the ball and it's almost impossible to putt with them on.
The ones I've lost are still varifocals, but had the transition line moved down the actual lens so that it didn't interfere. Anybody who wears varifocals will know what I mean. I've searched my golf bag everywhere and can't find them. I'm just hoping and praying that I didn't leave them in my Spanish hire car after my recent trip...?????
The ones I've lost are still varifocals, but had the transition line moved down the actual lens so that it didn't interfere. Anybody who wears varifocals will know what I mean. I've searched my golf bag everywhere and can't find them. I'm just hoping and praying that I didn't leave them in my Spanish hire car after my recent trip...?????
Oddsocks
Ryder Cup Winner
They’re probably in the last place you had them.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Which I could have sworn was my golf bag....
Have you looked in the fridge? That was my nans favourite place to keep them
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
Yep. Not in there. Or the freezer. Or the washing machine, tumble dryer, toaster or kettle. Knob.
Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
Last time I couldn’t find me glasses they were on me head.
That said I am screwed without me varifocals.
That said I am screwed without me varifocals.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
Not comfortable myself playing golf wearing my varifocal glasses…so contact lenses for golf.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
It's strange how personal it is..I've worn varifocals for nearly 20 years and I don't have a problem at all......
Orikoru
Tour Winner
So you basically just played a singles matchplay but with the wrong handicaps? How bizarre.
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
No, we played a betterball matchplay with the correct handicaps but the wrong number of players
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Yeah, I just mean... doesn't that end up just being normal matchplay with weird shots on odd holes?
Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
"Weird" yeah, but not "wrong"Yeah, I just mean... doesn't that end up just being normal matchplay with weird shots on odd holes?
Bratty
Princess Pouty (Queen of Fish Lips)
Are they on the top of your head?
