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And you wonder why you get surprised out on the road. 
Random Irritations
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RichA
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Just popped out for a couple of bits from Wickes, Tesco and a tank of diesel. Driving past Tesco on the way out I clocked the diesel price. Back at Tesco now, 10 minutes later, and it’s gone up by 4p per litre. 
Arthur Wedge
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People that don’t turn off the key tone on their mobile and instead have it on loud 
Went out today to Dakwala in Newcastle today with my wife and in-laws, Indian restaurant. Bloomin lovely. Anyway they got a side dish of cauliflower in something. Apparently it was nice and they wanted me to try it. I hate cauliflower with a passion, it was not going to enter my mouth. They kept trying, it was like Mrs Doyle with a cup of tea 
. Why? Why try to force someone to eat something?
. Why? Why try to force someone to eat something?irip
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My mother-in- law does this.Went out today to Dakwala in Newcastle today with my wife and in-laws, Indian restaurant. Bloomin lovely. Anyway they got a side dish of cauliflower in something. Apparently it was nice and they wanted me to try it. I hate cauliflower with a passion, it was not going to enter my mouth. They kept trying, it was like Mrs Doyle with a cup of tea
When she does dinner she makes exactly the same for everyone despite different tastes.
Love when the family go round for Sunday Dinner as only me and one other like sprouts.
I end up with about 20 of them on my plate and give up my bit of broccoli.
It’s mayhem with bits flying all round the table.
We tried to get her to do it Buffett style but she refuses.
Slime
Tour Winner
irip
Head Pro
The best bit is I get so many I can try them with all the different sauces without worrying I’ll run out.A man after my own heart.
Bit of bread either side of half a dozen sprouts and smothered in gravy. Perfect
irip
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One of the kids has been taken into hospital and it’s meant to be her baby shower tomorrow.
All fine with her and the baby but not sure if she will be let out tonight.
The rest of the family have been decorating and running around all day to get it all nice for her.
I really hope it can go ahead for her.
I even gave up my beer fridge for pink cupcakes.
All fine with her and the baby but not sure if she will be let out tonight.
The rest of the family have been decorating and running around all day to get it all nice for her.
I really hope it can go ahead for her.
I even gave up my beer fridge for pink cupcakes.
Red devil
Well-known member
Greater love hath no man than that he give up his beer fridge....One of the kids has been taken into hospital and it’s meant to be her baby shower tomorrow.
All fine with her and the baby but not sure if she will be let out tonight.
The rest of the family have been decorating and running around all day to get it all nice for her.
I really hope it can go ahead for her.
I even gave up my beer fridge for pink cupcakes.
irip
Head Pro
It had me quite upset until I had finished about the eighth one and then I didn’t care
.To be fair they will go back in tomorrow so it’s not permanent, I better get a cupcake saved for me though
Tashyboy
Please don’t ask to see my tatts 👍
That *** in a Mini Cooper that was pulling onto the M18 from the A1 slip road that was doing 60 then braked to a standstill coz they couldn’t judge how to filter into the motorway traffic.
rudebhoy
Q-School Graduate
Trump’s comments on the death of Robert Mueller. Absolutely vile.
D-S
Well-known member
Couldn’t agree more.
I tried to post a reaction but
seemed as if I was in favour of the comments and 
looked as if I was angry with the post. Not sure of the protocol here.
SwingsitlikeHogan
Major Champion
If I want to add a reaction it’ll be on any closing statement - or if it might be misconstrued or misinterpreted I won’t, better to respond with a word or two instead. Bit like the difference between responding to a text message to and actually speaking to the sender.Couldn’t agree more.
I tried to post a reaction but
irip
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One of the kids has been taken into hospital and it’s meant to be her baby shower tomorrow.
All fine with her and the baby but not sure if she will be let out tonight.
The rest of the family have been decorating and running around all day to get it all nice for her.
I really hope it can go ahead for her.
I even gave up my beer fridge for pink cupcakes.
It looks like the baby might make it for her own baby shower
.I’m now driving round getting everything together for the shower as the wife was meant to be doing it but she is at the hospital cause the daughter wants her there.
Anyone got any idea how you decorate for a baby shower?
Also do I leave any money behind the bar?
Fish out of water springs to mind
Lucifer MorningStar
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How to organise a baby shower by Lucifer.It looks like the baby might make it for her own baby shower
I’m now driving round getting everything together for the shower as the wife was meant to be doing it but she is at the hospital cause the daughter wants her there.
Anyone got any idea how you decorate for a baby shower?
Also do I leave any money behind the bar?
Fish out of water springs to mind
Ring round the girls due to attend. Advise of the situation and how as a proud grandad you want their assistance to make it perfect. They come round decorate and sort everything whilst you act as a gopher getting bit they need and provide drinks. Daughter and wife turn up, you stand back beaming look at what I arranged
Technically not lying as you arranged everyone getting together and get top dog credits and look like a loving grandad to all the ladies
irip
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How to organise a baby shower by Lucifer.
Ring round the girls due to attend. Advise of the situation and how as a proud grandad you want their assistance to make it perfect. They come round decorate and sort everything whilst you act as a gopher getting bit they need and provide drinks. Daughter and wife turn up, you stand back beaming look at what I arranged
Technically not lying as you arranged everyone getting together and get top dog credits and look like a loving grandad to all the ladies
Wife and daughter won’t be attending as they will be in hospital waiting for baby.
Got the other 2 daughters working on decorating im just delivery driver now.
Although going to grab some disposable cameras and leave instructions for everyone to take lots of pics as the main person isn’t there.
Once it’s finished daughters will clear up and I’ll bring presents home.
Anything else will address as we go.
We went round to the FiL this morning. We walked into his flat and the TV was blasting. He didn't have his hearing aids in . I turned it down, asked if he had tried subtitles.
'i don't need to, I can hear the tv'
'what about your neighbours?'
'I've never heard them complain'
It was like an old sitcom
. I turned it down, asked if he had tried subtitles.'i don't need to, I can hear the tv'
'what about your neighbours?'
'I've never heard them complain'
It was like an old sitcom
Lucifer MorningStar
Well-known member
People where I live panic buying petrol/diesel to the point all 3 local garages are all out. There’s plenty to go round imagine if we did actually go to war modern society and panic merchants would crumble 
People where I live panic buying petrol/diesel to the point all 3 local garages are all out. There’s plenty to go round imagine if we did actually go to war modern society and panic merchants would crumble
You must live where the rich people live…
