Random Irritations

My wife, several times a day: goes out to her car leaving front door open.
"Why don't you just close it?"
"'Cos I was coming back in,".
Or, comes in leaving door open.
As above, but the reply is
"'Cos I'm going back out".
This whilst checking the heating control several times a day.🙄
 
DHL.

They have tried three times to deliver a package, each time they failed to deliver because of ‘insufficient address information’. I am aware that the despatching company did not put the house number on the address. Not DHL’s fault, but can I get in touch with a human to correct the error? ……can I hell. I’ve tried all the tricks that are available but they seemed determined that a human will not be involved.

Their software now informs me that they are going to deliver tonight………not without a house number they’re not.
 
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DHL.

They have tried three times to deliver a package, each time they failed to deliver because of ‘insufficient address information’. I am aware that the despatching company did not put the house number on the address. Not DHL’s fault, but can I get in touch with a human to correct the error? ……can I hell. I’ve tried all the tricks that are available but they seemed determined that a human will not be involved.

Their software now informs me that they are going to deliver tonight………not without a house number they’re not.

They didn’t turn up.
 
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