Random Irritations

[Bunkermagnet]

Then he will get an even longer message asking why he didn't just listen to the first message, plus a repeat of the first message

Rinse and repeat.
I sometimes get voice messages from my daughters. The reply is always the same......phone me or message me

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

My wife, several times a day: goes out to her car leaving front door open.
"Why don't you just close it?"
"'Cos I was coming back in,".
Or, comes in leaving door open.
As above, but the reply is
"'Cos I'm going back out".
This whilst checking the heating control several times a day.

 

[NearHull]

DHL.

They have tried three times to deliver a package, each time they failed to deliver because of ‘insufficient address information’. I am aware that the despatching company did not put the house number on the address. Not DHL’s fault, but can I get in touch with a human to correct the error? ……can I hell. I’ve tried all the tricks that are available but they seemed determined that a human will not be involved.

Their software now informs me that they are going to deliver tonight………not without a house number they’re not.