Random Irritations

For more than 25 years I have been the only person to be cutting my wife's hair. Long straight hair - not too difficult - about an inch and a half off each time.
And for more than 30 years I've been cutting (OK electric clipping) my own hair.
I wonder how much money (and time) we have saved.
But think about all the community stories and gossip both of you missed by not visiting barbershops and hairdressing shops! My mother was a hairdresser and knew nearly everything that was going on in our community of 7000.
 
Realising why the bananas I bought in Tesco often looked a lot worse when getting home.

I took a good look round and noticed they use additional spotlighting on the display to make them look brighter.
 
Having to be at physical check in for a flight 8.5hrs before your flight time and at a totally different location to where you’re taking off from! Genuinely the most pointless and frustrating way to travel 😒

To top it off the coffee shop shuts and hour before we had to be here and none of the vending machines work this is gonna be a long wait….
 
Having to be at physical check in for a flight 8.5hrs before your flight time and at a totally different location to where you’re taking off from! Genuinely the most pointless and frustrating way to travel 😒

To top it off the coffee shop shuts and hour before we had to be here and none of the vending machines work this is gonna be a long wait….
All part of the ‘sitting on a bus looking at an aeroplane and then later sitting on an aeroplane looking at a bus’ ?
 
Having to be at physical check in for a flight 8.5hrs before your flight time and at a totally different location to where you’re taking off from! Genuinely the most pointless and frustrating way to travel 😒

To top it off the coffee shop shuts and hour before we had to be here and none of the vending machines work this is gonna be a long wait….
I know the pain 🤣
 
All part of the ‘sitting on a bus looking at an aeroplane and then later sitting on an aeroplane looking at a bus’ ?
Sad fact is it’s not even that interesting because where we check in is an hours drive away from any planes or any form of airport 🤣
I know the pain 🤣
It’s a pain many will never experience. Check in wait 8 hrs with zero food or drink available to get a bus to a terminal where the food and rink facilities are also shut 🤣

8hrs after my original post we’re still waiting 🤣
 
Sad fact is it’s not even that interesting because where we check in is an hours drive away from any planes or any form of airport 🤣

It’s a pain many will never experience. Check in wait 8 hrs with zero food or drink available to get a bus to a terminal where the food and rink facilities are also shut 🤣

8hrs after my original post we’re still waiting 🤣
Could be worse, at least the transport fleet is more modern and (potentially) more reliable than my day when it was VC10s and Tristars- both types about 40 years old!
 
Could be worse, at least the transport fleet is more modern and (potentially) more reliable than my day when it was VC10s and Tristars- both types about 40 years old!
Worst journey was three days in the the back of Herc staging 4 Harriers out to Malaysia ….oh and the three days back, hitting CAT over Indian Ocean, rusty tufty types all shaken up from the 800 feet drop.
 
But think about all the community stories and gossip both of you missed by not visiting barbershops and hairdressing shops! My mother was a hairdresser and knew nearly everything that was going on in our community of 7000.
Then I think my wife and I will call that, "Money and time well not spent."
 
Could be worse, at least the transport fleet is more modern and (potentially) more reliable than my day when it was VC10s and Tristars- both types about 40 years old!
I remember the VC 10 flew on that from Germany to NI! Seats all faced the back of the plane rather than forward, the worst take off and landing I’ve ever had facing the wrong way.
Worst journey was three days in the the back of Herc staging 4 Harriers out to Malaysia ….oh and the three days back, hitting CAT over Indian Ocean, rusty tufty types all shaken up from the 800 feet drop.
Loved the Herc, sit up the far up end, sleeping bag out and curl up in the corner to sleep whilst everyone else sits facing each other.

A400M is the worst for me whoever designed those horrid seats that have you sat at 5° angle whilst sitting sideways wearing full rig for 8hrs is an idiot.

Anyway 9 hrs later time to board!! Enjoy the golf people. 😁
 
Not much Luxury in a VC10 or Tristar

It’s just a step up form flying in a chinnook
Apart from proper seats, windows you can look out of without breaking your neck, you don’t fly with the tail hatch open, you can’t see the working parts of the Aircraft and you don’t get battered by the smell of AVTUR yeah not much of a step up 🤣
I've never had the pleasure, would love to go up in one.
Their noise is magnificent.
I can assure you it’s quite a dull experience and the novelty quickly wears off. Sitting sideways staring at the person opposite you isn’t thrilling. You need to crane your neck backward to see out the windows . Unless you can get a seat in the tail hatch then it’s quite cool as you can see everything and you’re literally sitting hanging out the back of a helicopter.
 
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Not much Luxury in a VC10 or Tristar

It’s just a step up form flying in a chinnook
Many years ago I often used to go skiing with Silver Ski, who chartered a Tristar.
I vividly remember how it rattled and shook on landing - the overhead luggage bins wobbled around and you were waiting for them to fall down.
 
Many years ago I often used to go skiing with Silver Ski, who chartered a Tristar.
I vividly remember how it rattled and shook on landing - the overhead luggage bins wobbled around and you were waiting for them to fall down.

Sounds like you had one of the more serviceable ones 😂

I would always get worried when the rattling stopped

the best time was when they chartered planes back from the gulf - last time back from Kuwait ( Herc from Basra first ) it was a 747 - all the RAF guys upstairs in first class 😂
 
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