Random Irritations

[Lucifer MorningStar]

A jack and some axle stands are your friends…

To be fair they’re military coppers so after knocking on his door I wandered round to the Guardroom and had a word with their boss about teaching his officers the laws of the road and illegally parking along with photos of their cars

I’m not usually a grass but once I can forgive, twice is stupid but this was the 3rd time so thought sod it

 

[GreiginFife]

To be fair they’re military coppers so after knocking on his door I wandered round to the Guardroom and had a word with their boss about teaching his officers the laws of the road and illegally parking along with photos of their cars

I’m not usually a grass but once I can forgive, twice is stupid but this was the 3rd time so thought sod it

4th time it’s banana in the tail pipe time.

 

[RichA]

I used to enjoy wasting 15 minutes while having a coffee flicking through the random-ish short videos suggested by YouTube.
It's reached a point where at least half of them are obvious AI rubbish with facsimiles of the same event with different people and backgrounds.
I'll be taking up reading again at this rate.

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

4th time it’s banana in the tail pipe time.

That’s a waste of perfectly good banana. Happily do it a cucumber though extra length and forth to create a blockage

 

[Bunkermagnet]

That’s a waste of perfectly good banana. Happily do it a cucumber though extra length and forth to create a blockage

Nah...a potato or...expanding foam

 

[SteveW86]

This thread turning into ranting about women. Can you start another one please and then I can ignore it.

This is the thread where “one” gets to moan about things though.

I’m sure the trend will pass soon

 

[Pin-seeker]

That’s a waste of perfectly good banana. Happily do it a cucumber though extra length and forth to create a blockage

Speaking like a pro

 

[Slime]

Yep, mine is too.
Did these men overlook things before getting married or were the benefits outweighing the concerns back then?
BTW, I'll have been married 40 yrs next year

Me too!
The first one only lasted about three years though.

 

[Slime]

Nah...a potato or...expanding foam

Better still, somehow fix a whistle in there.

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Me too!
The first one only lasted about three years though.

Still on my first

 

[IanM]

People being offended about folk making light hearted remarks about the foibles of their "other halves."

Donna could come on here and provide plenty of similar content about mine, and me hers.

Take it how it's meant. A site with a vast majority of women would be the same, but about the blokes. But of course that's not sexist, its humour.

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

Speaking like a pro

If you, you know

People being offended about folk making light hearted remarks about the foibles of their "other halves."

Donna could come on here and provide plenty of similar content about mine, and me hers.

Take it how it's meant. A site with a vast majority of women on it would be the same about the blokes. But of course that's not sexist, its humour.

I do find it funny people posting they’re irritated by other posts in the irritations thread

I totally agree it’s lighthearted, humour and nothing I wouldn’t say to my wife’s face. Equally she would do the same to, she even jokes when I go away for work that she can finally have some peace. Humour and honesty is what makes relationships work people need to stop being precious. Massively agree with your last line

 

[cliveb]

... they do special made to measure Welded bracelets specifically cut to size and welded into place so they can never be removed ...

Sorry, let me get this straight. This is a bracelet that cannot be taken off?
I must have misunderstood. It just sounds bonkers!

 

[Slime]

Still on my first

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

Sorry, let me get this straight. This is a bracelet that cannot be taken off?
I must have misunderstood. It just sounds bonkers!

Nope
You’ve heard it right. It cannot be removed without breaking the links in the chain. It’s very small and delicate I’m not really sure why’s that’s bonkers or shocking.

 

[Slime]

made to measure Welded bracelets specifically cut to size and welded into place so they can never be removed,

What, heaven forbid, she ever needs an operation?

Edit : Just seen the above post ................................... but, never the less, you'd have to break the thing!

 

[Lucifer MorningStar]

What, heaven forbid, she ever needs an operation?

If she does simply remove one link have the op, recover go get it welded back on under lifetime guarantee free of charge

 

[nickjdavis]

It’s actually not that expensive to be fair she’s having 2 things done. There’s a little Jewellers in Selfridges call Astrid and Miu they do special made to measure Welded bracelets specifically cut to size and welded into place so they can never be removed, she wants one with a birthstone on and also needs a piecing she has inside of her ear (daith I believe it’s called)swapped out for something more delicate and that’s the only place she trusts to do it.

All in all looking at about £250 which is reasonable for what she’s getting and we don’t really do Christmas presents so it’s like an early gift before I go away for work plus she’s worth it.

Fair do's.

Though....there is an H.Samuel in Oxford Circus just up from Selfridges that do welded bracelets...or would that be more like an American Golf fitting compared to a Precision Golf fitting?

As you say though....the price isn't extortionate in the slightest and yeah.....as you say our ladies are worth it....probably more than what we realise sometimes.

 

[Tashyboy]

My wife is pretty much perfect in every way.

She has read your posts hasn’t she

 

[Tashyboy]

Sorry, let me get this straight. This is a bracelet that cannot be taken off?
I must have misunderstood. It just sounds bonkers!

The other word is handcuffs.