Random Irritations

Smug is just part of his "act".
I know a young man who will hopefully find solace and a bit of hope in those words this morning. I've been saying similar stuff to his dad, although I'm talking about new kitchen cupboards rather than a helipad.
Yep spot on

Young lads and ladies have harmed themselves or done worse over the years because of the pressures of exams results
 
Having to tell a grown man to go home to shower, put clean clothes on and how to correctly wash and clean what he came into work in today!

We have a work colleague like that, it’s hell working with him. The customers poke fun at him behind his back but the weird thing is he knows he stinks but does nothing about it 🤦🏻
 
We have a work colleague like that, it’s hell working with him. The customers poke fun at him behind his back but the weird thing is he knows he stinks but does nothing about it 🤦🏻
It’s an awkward situation to be in for both the person involved and the person telling them. Sadly not the most awkward conversation I’ve ever had at work.
 
Having to tell a grown man to go home to shower, put clean clothes on and how to correctly wash and clean what he came into work in today!
My brother was in a similar situation at his work. He was telling the guy that he has to have a difficult conversation to someone about their personal hygiene. He turns to my brother and says don't worry I'll do it. He hadn't clicked it was him he was talking about.
 
Idiots in my gym's swimming pool who don't understand the concept of different speeds for different lanes.

Three lanes labelled slow, medium and fast.

Slow should be for those who want to walk, or swim a slow breast stroke. Medium for those who want to do a decent paced breast-stroke or a slow front crawl. Fast for those who want to do a fast front crawl. Not difficult.

But no! I'm a fast breast-stroker (oo-er missus) so go in the medium lane. And without fail I always have to contend with a coffin dodger who just wants to walk up and down and/or people who swim a breast stroke at the pace of an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping.
 
Oh I opened the bottle no problem.
Just automatically reached for the drawer with the bottle opener in it.
She has ordered new locks that come with the magnet on prime so will be here today.
Guarantee 20 minutes after it turns up will find the original magnet 😂
Ditto to other comments

Why the new locks? - you just need a magnet, any one will do.
 
Idiots in my gym's swimming pool who don't understand the concept of different speeds for different lanes.

Three lanes labelled slow, medium and fast.

Slow should be for those who want to walk, or swim a slow breast stroke. Medium for those who want to do a decent paced breast-stroke or a slow front crawl. Fast for those who want to do a fast front crawl. Not difficult.

But no! I'm a fast breast-stroker (oo-er missus) so go in the medium lane. And without fail I always have to contend with a coffin dodger who just wants to walk up and down and/or people who swim a breast stroke at the pace of an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping.

Nice use of the Blackadder line. It brought the whole irritation together and gave it gravitas.

😎
 
She likes the locks and we needed some more anyway (to be fair they are good).
Just so happens it comes with the magnet.
Only one magnet? Seems that a couple should be supplied for exactly this type of scenario - or maybe the firm know people will lose them and they then force people to buy the whole set.
 
Only one magnet? Seems that a couple should be supplied for exactly this type of scenario - or maybe the firm know people will lose them and they then force people to buy the whole set.
To be fair they might send 10 for all I know.
The Mrs orders them opens them and then puts them in a safe place never to be seen again.
I’m sure I live in the Bermuda Triangle 😂
 
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