Beezerk
Money List Winner
I must have one of those faces 
Security at Cologne airport.
Do you have any liquids in the bag…just hair cream really…can I have a look please…it’s too big you need to throw it away…this deodorant can is also too big, you need to throw it away as well as your toothpaste which is also too big…ok no problem.
Go through scanner, get patted down despite nothing beeping.
Putting my belt back on and gathering my things I notice my laptop is missing.
Look over and a guy beckons me over…is this your laptop and passport… yes it is… do you have a boarding pass, can I see it…where are you flying to, London? (boarding pass clearly says Edinburgh
)…no Edinburgh I reply.
Two policemen with machine guns come behind me…can you turn on your laptop please…ok…5 seconds into it booting…ok that’s enough you can go through now.
Pretty certain they were just taking the pass out of me

Security at Cologne airport.
Do you have any liquids in the bag…just hair cream really…can I have a look please…it’s too big you need to throw it away…this deodorant can is also too big, you need to throw it away as well as your toothpaste which is also too big…ok no problem.
Go through scanner, get patted down despite nothing beeping.
Putting my belt back on and gathering my things I notice my laptop is missing.
Look over and a guy beckons me over…is this your laptop and passport… yes it is… do you have a boarding pass, can I see it…where are you flying to, London? (boarding pass clearly says Edinburgh
Two policemen with machine guns come behind me…can you turn on your laptop please…ok…5 seconds into it booting…ok that’s enough you can go through now.
Pretty certain they were just taking the pass out of me