ColchesterFC
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Thanks for the advice. Would love to, but as it could possibly be a female great crested newt, which are the protected ones, I think I'll wait for the official identification. I'm far too pretty to go to prison. ?
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Thanks for the advice. Would love to, but as it could possibly be a female great crested newt, which are the protected ones, I think I'll wait for the official identification. I'm far too pretty to go to prison. ?
Fade and Die
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Lol..Fair enough, My money is on a female common, think the great crested looks darker, we used to collect jars full of the commons over the “Newty” as a kid.
Slime
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You could always identify as a woman, that way you'll end up in a women's prison.
Bad ........................................... but not as bad.
You're welcome.
Sat watching a documentary about WWII and Mrs d comes in and starts watching videos on Instagram so I can’t hear the tv
Slime
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Talk to her about it, if that doesn't work, just tell her.
you've clearly never met my other half!
Blue in Munich
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People who think it’s your job to do their job for them. ?
williamalex1
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During renovations I ran an optical audio cable from the TV to a converter box where I plug in my earphones
It allows separate volume settings, or I can turn the TV sound off completely and adjust the headphone volume to suit myself.
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bobmac
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paper cuts - how is it possible for them hurt so much
Oddsocks
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Buy her blue tooth wireless headphones for Christmas. The deal here is if one is watching something tv, then the other using the iPad or phone puts ear buds in.
drdel
Tour Rookie
I guess you get to use the headphones a lot.
Round here I never get to turn the TV on!
Beezerk
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Tee time booked for 9am on Sunday morning when the T20 final is on ?
Then again I don’t want to jinx them so I’ll listen to it on some earbuds and ignore my playing partners ?
Then again I don’t want to jinx them so I’ll listen to it on some earbuds and ignore my playing partners ?
drdel
Tour Rookie
Christmas food ads from major supermarkets- the tables are full but the diners have no plates etc!
Beezerk
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The new John Lewis Xmas advert ?
Piece
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12 spam calls within 2 mins. On my work phone. MFs.
Blue in Munich
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Albert Butler. Utter plank.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-berkshire-63586321
The 8 months shouldn't have been suspended and the driving ban should be for life.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-berkshire-63586321
The 8 months shouldn't have been suspended and the driving ban should be for life.
Orikoru
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That's absolutely crazy. What the hell reason could he give for doing that?? Bizarre.
ColchesterFC
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I could've listened to you after all. Had a response from the newt people and it turns out that Tiny is a palmate newt and therefore not a protected species so I can get back to work.
I named him Tiny because he's............................................. My newt. ?
the driving is shocking but its made worse in that he overtook the ambulance in the first place
