Random Irritations

Being bitten by something just below my right knee.
It doesn't hurt, there is virtually no swelling and there's just a red mark where the crime took place.
But it's the itchiest itch I've ever experienced .................................. by a distance!
I just want to tear my lower leg right off!!!
 
Being bitten by something just below my right knee.
It doesn't hurt, there is virtually no swelling and there's just a red mark where the crime took place.
But it's the itchiest itch I've ever experienced .................................. by a distance!
I just want to tear my lower leg right off!!!

Radio active spider?
Check your wrists ?
 
Being bitten by something just below my right knee.
It doesn't hurt, there is virtually no swelling and there's just a red mark where the crime took place.
But it's the itchiest itch I've ever experienced .................................. by a distance!
I just want to tear my lower leg right off!!!


make sure its not a tick
 
Being bitten by something just below my right knee.
It doesn't hurt, there is virtually no swelling and there's just a red mark where the crime took place.
But it's the itchiest itch I've ever experienced .................................. by a distance!
I just want to tear my lower leg right off!!!

Ice pack - usually helps me.
 
My wife.

Bit stressed recently, the girls a lot of work.

"Oh I need a break"

Always saying how she would love a hotel for the night , no kids just sleep and eat food

So I arrange childcare for the weekend to help me get them to bed, I book her into a hotel and spa

Looks like I'm canceling it now as she doesn't want to go

Litterally flabbergasted.
 
Waking up to the news that someone won 100m Euromillons… excited as I had finally bought a ticket last night. Looked around only to realise that I bought Lotto instead of Euros… ?‍♂️
 
Waking up to the news that someone won 100m Euromillons… excited as I had finally bought a ticket last night. Looked around only to realise that I bought Lotto instead of Euros… ?‍♂️

What’s worse is getting an email with “news about your ticket” so you get excited until you open your account and see £3.20
 
What’s worse is getting an email with “news about your ticket” so you get excited until you open your account and see £3.20
Anyone else delay looking at emails the day after a big draw in order to pretend that they have won? Check the emails, nothing there ?.

Even though I've had the 'news' email and been let down so many times I still get excited by it. Ridiculous ??
 
The bottom of the range VW T-CROSS I have been given as a loan car after my car was rear ended and is now getting repaired. Cheap tacky plastic everywhere.

but just as expensive to repair.

I was rear ended last year and when do a full check of the damage there was a mass of plastic inside resting on the rear bottom cover, it had come from the BMW that hit me.
 
Anyone else delay looking at emails the day after a big draw in order to pretend that they have won? Check the emails, nothing there ?.

Even though I've had the 'news' email and been let down so many times I still get excited by it. Ridiculous ??

Many years ago when I first started using the app.. I got the News email. I refused to check it for a few days. That weekend I was playing golf. My pp offered to ‘buy it off me for 100 bucks’ .. I turned him down. Went home and cashed the full £3 ..

Knowing my (and his) luck, if I had sold it to him, it would have been the jackpot
 
My wife.

Bit stressed recently, the girls a lot of work.

"Oh I need a break"

Always saying how she would love a hotel for the night , no kids just sleep and eat food

So I arrange childcare for the weekend to help me get them to bed, I book her into a hotel and spa

Looks like I'm canceling it now as she doesn't want to go

Litterally flabbergasted.
Andy Capp once said, "The worst thing you can deprive a woman of, is a grievance".
 
My wife.

Bit stressed recently, the girls a lot of work.

"Oh I need a break"

Always saying how she would love a hotel for the night , no kids just sleep and eat food

So I arrange childcare for the weekend to help me get them to bed, I book her into a hotel and spa

Looks like I'm canceling it now as she doesn't want to go

Litterally flabbergasted.

Did she want you to join her?
 
but just as expensive to repair.

I was rear ended last year and when do a full check of the damage there was a mass of plastic inside resting on the rear bottom cover, it had come from the BMW that hit me.
My CX-30 has an all in one plastic bumper and rear lower wings. I was mainly referring to the inside of the T-CROSS. The plastic steering wheel is just awful.
 
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