Random Irritations

eBay! Got an awning for sale.

First winner messaged about 5 hours after he’d won the auction to say his caravan had just been stolen!

So I relisted it

2nd winner has just messaged to say he’s bought another one instead
 
Daughter is 6 weeks old and obviously still needs to be fed every three hours or so...we set an alarm for 3am after doing the 12am feed....both woke up at 5am.

And I'm in the doghouse because "must've turned the alarm off."
 
Daughter is 6 weeks old and obviously still needs to be fed every three hours or so...we set an alarm for 3am after doing the 12am feed....both woke up at 5am.

And I'm in the doghouse because "must've turned the alarm off."

You're daughter would have let you know if she needed feeding.

Not once did we set an alarm to feed either of ours. Neither of them has turned our that crazy ?
 
I know mate, unfortunately I'm not and never will be the boss in this house.

DW they all go through these mental thought processes

One night (out of every single night since the twins) they have slept through entirely .. a wonderful night would you say? Not when your wife wakes you at 2am going

"Babe their still asleep"

Well I would be aswell if you hadn't woken me

Litterally waking me up to tell me of this event.. it would have kept
 
DW they all go through these mental thought processes

One night (out of every single night since the twins) they have slept through entirely .. a wonderful night would you say? Not when your wife wakes you at 2am going

"Babe their still asleep"

I used to call my ex wife "Babe". It wasn't a term of affection, it was after the film of the same name.;)
 
Nettle stings. Daisy jumped in the river and then couldn't get back up the bank so had to drag her out and got nettled to bits - including somehow on my bum through my shorts. Not funny!
 
Watching the ladies tennis final and cant help thinking that the line judges outfits are awful - they wouldn't look out of place in Peaky Blinders !

I could have bought ladies final tickets 2 for £400 from the LTA but I dont follow tennis much having stopped playing 20+ years back. The last match I saw live was McEnroe v Pat Cash a 5 setter and never fancied going again, that game was as good as it gets!
 
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