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The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
I really really really want to go and play golf tomorrow 

Only a mild annoyance. Its that time of year when there seems to be a constant draft in the house. It usually starts around the time that Strictly appears on the TV. Mrs Hobbit is a keen dancer/keep fit/gym bunny. She's often seen wafting her arms around, fingers contorted into some weird Tik-Tak bookie's hand signal. Its like living next to a demonic wind farm.
And if you walk into a room at the wrong time you risk losing an eye! No doubt she'll be asking me to take up dancing again... seriously, if you've seen Bambi on ice you've got a fair idea of my level of co-ordination. Catch me at the wrong moment and I look like an S&M Tellytubby having an epileptic fit.
Ah well, at least all the ornaments have been packed away for the impending move.
Because he may not be..?Lewis Hamilton named most influential black person.
Why not just most influential person?
Lewis Hamilton named most influential black person.
Why not just most influential person?
Lewis Hamilton named most influential black person.
Why not just most influential person?
Maybe when white people have experienced system racial oppression for centuries this will happen but for now... nah, no real need.I sit back and wait with baited breath for the announcement in the media of the most influential white person.
why ?I sit back and wait with baited breath for the announcement in the media of the most influential white person.
I sit back and wait with baited breath for the announcement in the media of the most influential white person.
Too many others in contention for that title.The most influential or the most irritating?![]()
Why don’t you educate us instead of being your usual self?why ?
Are you that closed minded you can’t understand ?
Most predictable post of the year goes to......?Maybe when white people have experienced system racial oppression for centuries this will happen but for now... nah, no real need.