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Random Irritations

Always used to amaze me how many guys when we were on tour would still wear their wedding rings considering a lot of what we were doing its the first thing id remove as to reduce risk of a lost finger.
I never wore my rings when working, even before this happened.

I saw a guy lose his wedding ring finger once, not a pretty sight. He was sat in the cockpit of a lynx helicopter working the switches whilst a couple of other guys did the refuelling. When all was finished he put his left hand on the door frame and jumped out of the cockpit. Unfortunately his wedding ring got caught on the cockpit window emergency jettison linkage, and before his feet hit the ground ( he was a short arse), his finger took his full weight and off it came in a oner. It couldn't be saved so he now ha one hand that looks like something from a cartoon.
There used to be a photograph of his hand with his detached finger next to it, and the mangled wedding ring.
 
I know my summing up was poor Woolfie. If I had said what I thought I would have an infraction today. Me Me Me!
Hopefully she'll be weeded out and soon. She is so vacuous it's unreal and some of the crap she was whining about, talk about 1st world problems.

Still Ollie summed her up well when he said to her "Jesus you'd even give an aspirin a headache"
 
Hopefully she'll be weeded out and soon. She is so vacuous it's unreal and some of the crap she was whining about, talk about 1st world problems.

Still Ollie summed her up well when he said to her "Jesus you'd even give an aspirin a headache"

Wasn't she declared bankrupt not so long ago or certainly on the verge (not for the first time if memory serves) and so clearly doing anything for the money.
 
Wasn't she declared bankrupt not so long ago or certainly on the verge (not for the first time if memory serves) and so clearly doing anything for the money.
She best hope for a big payout from a Red top then for another warts and all interview because they get nothing for appearing on Who Dares wins. Plus the viewers aren't likely to be warming to her on this kind of programme with the attitude she's showing.
 
She best hope for a big payout from a Red top then for another warts and all interview because they get nothing for appearing on Who Dares wins. Plus the viewers aren't likely to be warming to her on this kind of programme with the attitude she's showing.
There are times I feel I may be missing out on things by not watching much tv....then again.............:LOL::poop:
 
Panic stations this morning when I realised my wedding ring wasn't on my finger.
I knew that it, and another ring, had been trying to escape because of all this hand washing , so I knew what had happened, but it didn't lessen the panic.
Anyway, the wife found it, so all is well.
But it has prompted the question.How many have lost rings because of excess hand washing.
Am I the only one on he forum to have done it?.?
I lost 2
The first time at the gym so I claimed on my insurance and then swimming in the sea.
Wife wasn’t happy but I was elated I hate wearing rings.
Just go without now
 
There are times I feel I may be missing out on things by not watching much tv....then again.............:LOL::poop:
To be fair as mainstream TV goes this is one of the only things worth watching.

Last night highlights of just Katie Price was her being ridiculed instead of given the love she thought she'd get:

Ant Middleton physically grip the vacuous being and telling her "suck it up, stop whining because the worst thing that could happen to her was she could lose and eye lash"

Foxy telling her "if you just shut up for 5 mins you might enjoy the peace because I know we all will"

Billy telling her "you're so weak you have the breaking point of a kit kat"
 
To be fair as mainstream TV goes this is one of the only things worth watching.

Last night highlights of just Katie Price was her being ridiculed instead of given the love she thought she'd get:

Ant Middleton physically grip the vacuous being and telling her "suck it up, stop whining because the worst thing that could happen to her was she could lose and eye lash"

Foxy telling her "if you just shut up for 5 mins you might enjoy the peace because I know we all will"

Billy telling her "you're so weak you have the breaking point of a kit kat"
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I lost 2
The first time at the gym so I claimed on my insurance and then swimming in the sea.
Wife wasn’t happy but I was elated I hate wearing rings.
Just go without now

Mines been in the safe since covid. I lost my first one last year after a trip to a&e with the little one. Up all night then found it not on my finger.

The insurance I had on it wouldn't pay out as didn't cover loss. Mainly my fault but I was told it would cover it at time so wasn't impressed (my wife had lost her engagement ring so when we got wedding bands they sold us this insurance)

Soon as covid hit with the washing hands more and more I said to the wife I'm not risking another loss it's going away
 
Wasn't she declared bankrupt not so long ago or certainly on the verge (not for the first time if memory serves) and so clearly doing anything for the money.
She has been doing that for the last 20 years :D. An absolute mystery to me how anyone pays her, who follows her but then I think the same about Gemma Collins and others and they still manage to carry on without having a proper job.
 
She has been doing that for the last 20 years :D. An absolute mystery to me how anyone pays her, who follows her but then I think the same about Gemma Collins and others and they still manage to carry on without having a proper job.
Now there's a tough decision. Who truly is the most vacuous, loud mouthed self interested diva. Gemma Collins or Katy Price and what is the point of either and when did we as a nation become so stupid as to value anything these narcissistic freeloaders have to say. Does that say more about us than them?
 
Signing in to my work laptop today opened up a document I've been working on for 3 days wouldn't load, had to restore from last good known copy which was Fridays version so I've lost over 8hrs worth of work that have to now do again :mad:
 
She has been doing that for the last 20 years :D. An absolute mystery to me how anyone pays her, who follows her but then I think the same about Gemma Collins and others and they still manage to carry on without having a proper job.

Gemma Collins? Who she? Maybe I lead too sheltered a life.
 
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