Random Irritations
- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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USER1999
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Pets at home. I can have a regular order of cat food delivered, no problem. (although they keep messing it up, And we are now sat on the worlds supply). I can order litter, but only as a one off. I can't have a standing order of cat litter. They are not allowed out, haven't been for years. So I can have a standing order for what goes in at one end, but not for what comes out of the other. Bizarre.
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Is it because you're the one that hoarded all the toilet paper, they know it & are trying to make you, or the cats, use it?
3offTheTee
Tour Rookie
You should have increased the radio to full throttle!
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
Is it because you're the one that hoarded all the toilet paper, they know it & are trying to make you, or the cats, use it?
I didn't hoard it, I just had loads of it by accident. Not my fault we ended up with 60 odd rolls of toilet paper. We have loads of other stuff in the garage too. It is a regular Aladdin's cave out there.
I cleared the out of date tins a couple of weeks ago. Wow. Some had rusted to bits, and made a bit of a mess.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
I went to get my eye test back in March and the new specs were due in ....3 days after lockdown...
Obviously they didn't arrive on time and I couldn't have gone to get them anyway.
As it happens I get a call from the optician- they're delivering any orders they can on their way home once the shop shuts ( it's open a few hours for key workers/emergencies.
So they got delivered - brilliant, that's not the irritation
Been wearing them for a couple of hours and they're loose on my face, feel as if they're constantly about to fall off
And I can't go in and get them fitted until after lockdown...
Oh well....
Obviously they didn't arrive on time and I couldn't have gone to get them anyway.
As it happens I get a call from the optician- they're delivering any orders they can on their way home once the shop shuts ( it's open a few hours for key workers/emergencies.
So they got delivered - brilliant, that's not the irritation
Been wearing them for a couple of hours and they're loose on my face, feel as if they're constantly about to fall off
And I can't go in and get them fitted until after lockdown...
Oh well....
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
You can bend the ear bits a tad , pour boiling water on the arm and it becomes a bit pliable, bit of trial & error should get you sorted.
Maybe marry them up with your old pair and see where the difference is ?
Araldite. Might be a bit uncomfortable in bed but they should stay on. If that doesn't work, try a staple gun.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Tried those..they seem to be a touch to wide so they're wobbling on me nose☹..
the "comedy" night being put together for BBC - I think I'd rather get a handy shandy from Freddie Krueger
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Now why didn't I think of that........
Now why didn't I think of that........
Now now boys, behave.
Yeah, take it to pm ?
Blue in Munich
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USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
My new watch has a slightly squeaky bracelet. First world problems, but it fits the thread title!
fundy
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The British Gas engineer that didn’t fix our boiler correctly so we now have a water leak that’s managed to go through 3 floors in the house.
Absolute clown.
Absolute clown.
Should have called Super Stu_c ?
