PhilTheFragger
Provider of Entertainment for the Golfing Gods 🙄
Trapped nerve in your shoulder making breathing painful and golf......well, forget that for a while.
Getting your Help 4 Heroes excuses in early I see😂
Hope it eases mate ðŸ‘
Random Irritations
- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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Getting your Help 4 Heroes excuses in early I see😂
Hope it eases mate ðŸ‘
Trapped nerve in your shoulder making breathing painful and golf......well, forget that for a while.
I’ve had a trapped nerve in my shoulder for 18 months and it’s not affected my golf.....I was crap before and I’m still crap
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Says the man who shot 40 points around the Zoo....
I don't even want to try a swing at the moment
The wife picked it, Brian, she liked a couple of things on the menue, Prices of the wine were so over the top.
tiny portions, for the cost £15 for the Scallops starter..... but in reality it should say Scallop as there was only one
Slime
Tour Winner
Virtually all perfume and aftershave adverts on TV.
Slime
Tour Winner
When it rains ....................................... 45 minutes after I've watered the bloody lawn! 
Beezerk
Money List Winner
Hope all is well mate ðŸ‘
AmandaJR
Money List Winner
If after 10 seconds you're thinking "WTF?!" - then it's perfume or aftershave for sure!
Kellfire
Blackballed
Nothing showed on ultrasound. They think the agony she was in this morning was her passing some. She’s gone to bed off her chops on cocodamol.
Slab
Occasional Tour Caddy
Hope she feels better but get her to keep a close eye on things
Kellfire
Blackballed
She’s perkier today but still not 100%. She may be addicted to codeine now... cheers, Homer.
Orikoru
Tour Winner
Had to go to head office for a 3 hour training on some new project management software. Advised to bring our laptops as we were told we'd need them. Mine normally stays on my desk, so I unhook the charger from round the back, shove that and laptop into my bag, lug it over there. Never used it once in the session, we were just watching a screen the whole time. Then had to carry it home and will have to carry in tomorrow as well, weighing my bag down for absolutely no reason.
Robster59
Tour Rookie
She has my sympathy. I had one of those a couple of years ago and I was amazed how much agony a tiny stone can cause. First time it hit me I was half a mile from home and had to stop the car as I couldn't even drive safely that distance. My missus was worried as I don't let these things worry and said to the doctor when I was explaining the pain that "you're talking to a man with a high pain threshold". I eventually passed mine in Morrisons in East Kilbride. A shame really, I wanted to catch and keep it.
Slime
Tour Winner
She has my utmost sympathy.
I've had them regularly for the last 40 years and even had to have surgery a few years ago.
It's the most painful thing I've ever experienced.
Morphine suppositories are the way forward! Killed the pain in 30 seconds .................................. but only for a while!
Water, water and more water, then, with a bit of luck, she'll pass it/them.
Wishing her well.
I've had them regularly for the last 40 years and even had to have surgery a few years ago.
It's the most painful thing I've ever experienced.
Morphine suppositories are the way forward! Killed the pain in 30 seconds .................................. but only for a while!
Water, water and more water, then, with a bit of luck, she'll pass it/them.
Wishing her well.
Piece
Tour Winner
Yup, kidney stones. Passed two in the last six months. There’s no pain like it.
Kellfire
Blackballed
Cheers folks. She’s on the mend but she’s not a fan of the codeine high at all. She’s spending a lot of time sleeping it off. It means I get to play a lot of Xbox...
Kellfire
Blackballed
Today’s irritant...
A girl I know posted on Facebook about how awesome Roald Dahl was. I replied to try and point out some of his lesser traits and both her and her boyfriend kicked off at me. Eh?
This is a man who bullied his ex wife and said things like, “Hitler wouldn’t have done what he did to the Jews for no reason.â€
His stories are pretty sick and he hated children.
A girl I know posted on Facebook about how awesome Roald Dahl was. I replied to try and point out some of his lesser traits and both her and her boyfriend kicked off at me. Eh?
This is a man who bullied his ex wife and said things like, “Hitler wouldn’t have done what he did to the Jews for no reason.â€
His stories are pretty sick and he hated children.
Or, he wrote brilliant books that have inspired children to read for generations and still stand the test of time.
Enid Blyton, whimsical story teller or sexist and racist?
Why not just let it go?
Kellfire
Blackballed
Because the girl in question is quite the social justice warrior and I know it’s out of character for her to be ok with someone like that.
Same with Enid Blyton!
