Random Irritations

Had a weekend full of irritations so please indulge me
The continuation of the projectile vomiting meaning I got no golf in at all over the weekend
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers playing crap and losing at home in their first game
A former friend lying through his teeth about his background to get a freelance contract over me
The yobbo who parked in a disabled space at Sainsbury's and then verbally abused an old lady who spoke to him about it in front of his young son
England losing the Ashes and getting a text message from Perth within 20 seconds of it happening
The forum's resident bigot not realising as usual when someone was only joking
18-year old Junior Shark deciding she cannot be bothered to clear up anything round the house or the kitchen any longer
Mrs Shark letting her get away with it all the time
Not having eaten properly for four days
I'll think of some more later but I need to go and find the cat to unload that lot first. It's been a bad weekend :mad:
 
The removal or major reduction of sugar and salt from so many fun foods purely because it might help obese people. It wont, they will still keep eating rubbish in too large amounts, but it does take the joy from a number of treats that I used to enjoy occasionally but no longer do. The fun police strike again.
 
Stopped in the road to turn right whilst indicating, waited for oncoming traffic to pass, all clear, quick check in mirror ............... and then I waited whilst the wanker on the motorbike went tearing past me!!!!!
If I'd just turned when the road was clear, God only knows what would have happened!
 
Nice car, but I think that this illustrates how little I know about cars. Just had a look at the dimensions and, assuming they are correct on the website, the Mondeo is actually longer and wider than the Outlander you posted earlier. Think I might need to do some research.
Be careful with hybrids and towing....not many can. The Mondeo hybrid for example can only tow if its an estate, and then only 750kg braked or unbraked.
Personally, I would still stick with diesel for pulling a caravan for many years yet.
 
Back spasms going around under the arm. Reached down to pick something up with my right hand. Cue mega spasm and having to sit for 5 mins doing gentle stretching to clear it. 20 mins later, reach down with the left hand to pick something up. Cue mega spasm, again from the back and around under the arm - different side though.
 
Stopped in the road to turn right whilst indicating, waited for oncoming traffic to pass, all clear, quick check in mirror ............... and then I waited whilst the wanker on the motorbike went tearing past me!!!!!
If I'd just turned when the road was clear, God only knows what would have happened!

"Think Bike"...we have to beacause they don't!
 
Had a weekend full of irritations so please indulge me
The continuation of the projectile vomiting meaning I got no golf in at all over the weekend
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers playing crap and losing at home in their first game
A former friend lying through his teeth about his background to get a freelance contract over me
The yobbo who parked in a disabled space at Sainsbury's and then verbally abused an old lady who spoke to him about it in front of his young son
England losing the Ashes and getting a text message from Perth within 20 seconds of it happening
The forum's resident bigot not realising as usual when someone was only joking
18-year old Junior Shark deciding she cannot be bothered to clear up anything round the house or the kitchen any longer
Mrs Shark letting her get away with it all the time
Not having eaten properly for four days
I'll think of some more later but I need to go and find the cat to unload that lot first. It's been a bad weekend :mad:

There there...has that helped?!

Liars, yobbos abusing old dears and the cricket is as much as I could have managed!
 
People who have different surnames who can't decide which one they want to use! A player on our Sunday team is registered under one surname, got booked and told the ref a different surname, so now the system has auto-registered him to our team twice!
 
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