Random Irritations

[Junior]

Single figure golfers who have no idea how to strike a ball.

An don’t get me started on the, it’s not how, it’s how many brigade

sorry mate

 

[davemc1]

sorry mate

😆

 

[Crazyface]

Stuck at work waiting for 1 tanker to arrive and fill up then I can go home. Lord knows when it's gonna get here.

 

[Dando]

Why is it so freekin hard to take that first step on escalators that aren't working without looking like some sort of numpty

 

[Dando]

Not nice

that's the polite way of saying it!

 

[chrisd]

Having 2 teeth out. The roots for the 2nd one were somewhere near my toes. Stitches in, sore as... not exactly the enjoyment I had planned for this morning - had to cancel my golf. At least at €80 I don't feel like I've been mugged too!

€80 from the tooth fairy - pretty generous imo 😃😃

 

[chrisd]

Restless leg syndrome

Better that than Homer's restless keyboard syndrome 😁

 

[Blue in Munich]

People on TV slagging off 999 services, & the TV channels that give their garbage airtime.

 

[Deleted member 1740]

No.

My gripe is plod plod plod up an down from anywhere. Putt like a God. Not flushing anything

But to be fair, know their game inside out and also having no real bad miss.

You played with Liverbirdìe recently 😂😂

 

[davemc1]

You played with Liverbirdìe recently 😂😂

If you can’t flush it 90% you’re dead to me!

 

[GaryK]

Waiting 11 weeks for delivery of new dining room furniture only to find that the table is damaged.
Now have to go through the hassle of packaging it up again and requesting a refund.

 

[Slime]

Being told I'm 'like a piranha diving on fresh meat' by someone who doesn't know my personal circumstances.

 

[Rlburnside]

Bloody Godzilla ad on my i-phone I can hardly see the screen

 

[Deleted member 21784]

Bloody Godzilla ad on my i-phone I can hardly see the screen

I just got AdGuard , allow it in settings afters. Problem gone

 

[Beezerk]

Conveyancing solicitors being a smidge unhelpful.

 

[Blue in Munich]

Bloody Godzilla ad on my i-phone I can hardly see the screen

Oh, is that what it was? Sodding nuisance, now seems to have gone.

 

[Pin-seeker]

Rebel Wilson.
Bad actress & not funny.
She’s making a living from being fat.

 

[Slime]

Rebel Wilson.
Bad actress & not funny.
She’s making a living from being fat.

There's plenty who make a living out of being thin, so i can't blame her for doing what she's doing.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

So why can’t I make a living out of being fat?

Or bald?

Or weird?
🤓

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Because you have still to totally master all three?