Random Irritations

chrisd said:
Sarah Ferguson Duchess of York had a go at running me over at Wentworth some years back
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My sister in law use to work for the Duchess of York and her poor driving was legendary amongst the household staff including things live reversing into a five foot concrete statue, driving off with the passenger open and smashing it on a wall and slipping over when getting out of the car on one occasion and revealing all of tomorrows washing to all and sundry in the courtyard and storming off in a hue to match her hair
 
I appreciate the media love to suck up to royalty but they seem to be forgetting that 2 other people were hurt in this crash. I don't want, or need, to know their names or know anything about them. I do think an acknowledgement that they were hurt and how they are doing rather than ignoring them wouldn't be out of order though.
 
Things going missing in the bloody house. Used to have two tape measures I'm sure, but when I need one it's nowhere. That's the wife hiding things away no doubt. Or there's a black hole in one of the cupboards we don't know about.
 
Orikoru said:
Things going missing in the bloody house. Used to have two tape measures I'm sure, but when I need one it's nowhere. That's the wife hiding things away no doubt. Or there's a black hole in one of the cupboards we don't know about.
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You never leave your tools around for someone else to use. It’s your fault if you haven’t bothered to put it/them away:)
 
Members who totally ignore roped-off areas near greens, pull up the ropes to take their trolleys through and then leave the posts on the ground. And who then get the hump when you ask them what they are doing?
 
Pathetic Shark said:
Members who totally ignore roped-off areas near greens, pull up the ropes to take their trolleys through and then leave the posts on the ground. And who then get the hump when you ask them what they are doing?
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There is an old greenkeeping saying...……..Shortest possible route, least line of resistance,
I have watched members of all types think that rules do not apply to them.

I was once playing with a council officer in charge of four courses who totally ignored a sign not to take a short cut in front of a green to get to the next tee. When I pulled him up on it he said 'och everybody just ignores that sign'.
 
chrisd said:
I'm somewhat surprised that Richart is allowed to drive at his age let alone the DOE at his!!
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Without SatNav I would probably never find my way home. If Mrs H deletes ‘home address’ off the system I will know where I stand.:confused:

At least you qualify for a bus pass Chris, so don’t really need a car.:whistle:
 
richart said:
Without SatNav I would probably never find my way home. If Mrs H deletes ‘home address’ off the system I will know where I stand.:confused:

At least you qualify for a bus pass Chris, so don’t really need a car.:whistle:
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He might have trouble getting his clubs on the bus 😂😂
 
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