Random Irritations

Going out for a meal with family members to celebrate a sister's birthday.
A really lovely evening with all going swimmingly well ......................... until the bill arrives.
I say divide it between all of us, except the birthday girl obviously, when suddenly sister No.2 says that's not fair because she didn't drink as much as the others and she didn't have a dessert when two of us did!!
Phone out, calculator app engaged and she works out her bill to the penny and wouldn't contribute to the tip afterwards.
Pathetic performance.
Next time I'll pay for everybody, but it'll be ticket only and I'm the ticket master!!
 
Going out for a meal with family members to celebrate a sister's birthday.
A really lovely evening with all going swimmingly well ......................... until the bill arrives.
I say divide it between all of us, except the birthday girl obviously, when suddenly sister No.2 says that's not fair because she didn't drink as much as the others and she didn't have a dessert when two of us did!!
Phone out, calculator app engaged and she works out her bill to the penny and wouldn't contribute to the tip afterwards.
Pathetic performance.
Next time I'll pay for everybody, but it'll be ticket only and I'm the ticket master!!
Your family sounds like mine time before last family meal we went out to both my brother and sister did exactly this even though when they broke it down there bits turned out to cost them more than if we just split it, was that point they then tried to put in the split amount so I said no let's do it your way as you refused. So their plan backfired and we saved money though I put in the top because they're both tight. Then last one we went to I said don't bother splitting it and just paid the lot because it was embarrassing and haven't done a full get together since
 
Going out for a meal with family members to celebrate a sister's birthday.
A really lovely evening with all going swimmingly well ......................... until the bill arrives.
I say divide it between all of us, except the birthday girl obviously, when suddenly sister No.2 says that's not fair because she didn't drink as much as the others and she didn't have a dessert when two of us did!!
Phone out, calculator app engaged and she works out her bill to the penny and wouldn't contribute to the tip afterwards.
Pathetic performance.
Next time I'll pay for everybody, but it'll be ticket only and I'm the ticket master!!
Had it happen to me and it's frustrating and annoying buy be careful with the ticket master act. I fear that may cause more friction than a wasted 15 minutes arguing the toss over the odd £10 a head
 
Arrived home today after work to find a small package on the doormat addressed to me. That's odd I thought as I don't remember ordering anything recently. I excitedly opened it thinking the wife may have bought me a surprise. A surprise it certainly was, a DIY enema kit for my upcoming bowel scan. o_O
 
Arrived home today after work to find a small package on the doormat addressed to me. That's odd I thought as I don't remember ordering anything recently. I excitedly opened it thinking the wife may have bought me a surprise. A surprise it certainly was, a DIY enema kit for my upcoming bowel scan. o_O
That's :poop:, but needs to be done, best of luck mate.
BTW in Scotland, a home :poop: test kit is sent out every 2 years. Not sure of what the age groups are.
 
Just had an email from the club. They're running a rules night.
Now it's great that they're doing this but it's on 31st January.....we've been playing by the new rules for a month, they've had several weekend competitions - surely it's a bit late to find out if people know the new rules...
On a pint of your club arranging a rules night I just got sent an invite to come and attend your rules night through Facebook, pretty sure I'm a not a member there 😂
 
On a pint of your club arranging a rules night I just got sent an invite to come and attend your rules night through Facebook, pretty sure I'm a not a member there 😂
Open to all and sundry apparently......
Jeez, they'll let anyone in the bar these days...even me!
 
Open to all and sundry apparently......
Jeez, they'll let anyone in the bar these days...even me!
Well if they allow me in clearly the standards are going down...
I could come and say hello to Mark though and reminisce of days gone by when he had crap hair and a dodgy nickname
 
Getting blamed for horrendous traffic caused by stop go lights that I didn’t know about outside the hospital so my appointment was delayed and so mrs d is now running late
 
Arrived home today after work to find a small package on the doormat addressed to me. That's odd I thought as I don't remember ordering anything recently. I excitedly opened it thinking the wife may have bought me a surprise. A surprise it certainly was, a DIY enema kit for my upcoming bowel scan. o_O

Drop it in a sink full of hot water for a minute before use to warm it up! Trust me! ;)
 
Realising how weak and pathetic I've become over the Christmas and New period, this week my first week back in the gym training and not just working and realising why I shouldn't have taken time off...

Still gives an idea for new goals for the year and new methods to use to make sure it's all done in the aid of golf.
 
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