Slime
Tour Winner
Going out for a meal with family members to celebrate a sister's birthday.
A really lovely evening with all going swimmingly well ......................... until the bill arrives.
I say divide it between all of us, except the birthday girl obviously, when suddenly sister No.2 says that's not fair because she didn't drink as much as the others and she didn't have a dessert when two of us did!!
Phone out, calculator app engaged and she works out her bill to the penny and wouldn't contribute to the tip afterwards.
Pathetic performance.
Next time I'll pay for everybody, but it'll be ticket only and I'm the ticket master!!
A really lovely evening with all going swimmingly well ......................... until the bill arrives.
I say divide it between all of us, except the birthday girl obviously, when suddenly sister No.2 says that's not fair because she didn't drink as much as the others and she didn't have a dessert when two of us did!!
Phone out, calculator app engaged and she works out her bill to the penny and wouldn't contribute to the tip afterwards.
Pathetic performance.
Next time I'll pay for everybody, but it'll be ticket only and I'm the ticket master!!