Random Irritations

murphthemog said:
We get a phone call today. Our cat sitter has got herself locked in. Apparently the porch door lock is broken, and she cant get out. Can we help. From Madeira.
We phone our cleaner, as she has keys. Can she open the door from the outside, and let the mog sitter out.
Next phone call. Now the cleaner, and the mog sitter are locked in. Do we know anyone else?
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Don't any of the ground floor windows open !!
 
murphthemog said:
We get a phone call today. Our cat sitter has got herself locked in. Apparently the porch door lock is broken, and she cant get out. Can we help. From Madeira.
We phone our cleaner, as she has keys. Can she open the door from the outside, and let the mog sitter out.
Next phone call. Now the cleaner, and the mog sitter are locked in. Do we know anyone else?
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Funniest thing I've read for ages.
 
murphthemog said:
We get a phone call today. Our cat sitter has got herself locked in. Apparently the porch door lock is broken, and she cant get out. Can we help. From Madeira.
We phone our cleaner, as she has keys. Can she open the door from the outside, and let the mog sitter out.
Next phone call. Now the cleaner, and the mog sitter are locked in. Do we know anyone else?
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So how's your attempt to enter the Guinness Book of Records with "most people in a porch" going murph? Still stuck at 2?
 
Blue in Munich said:
So how's your attempt to enter the Guinness Book of Records with "most people in a porch" going murph? Still stuck at 2?
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Sadly, the cleaner had a mobile, called her son, and he has removed the offending lock. Bet when I get home and re assemble it, there is zip wrong with it.
I blame the cats. Probably sabotaged it.
 
Orikoru said:
Shanking only happens to me at the range for some reason. It's happened there six or seven times. I just don't understand why. Makes me feel like it's not even worth practising.
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Funny enough its something I struggle with at the range but usually if I'm not trying to work on anything specific and almost just hitting balls to keep the swing ticking over. I think I simply get lazy and armsy and don't turn and my takeaway gets outside, back OTT and wham. I tend to get around it by aiming at specific targets and going through my routine. Keeps me focused. Always makes me really nervous going out to play the next time it happens but hopefully (there's a Homer kiss of death) it doesn't travel to the course. Maybe because I'm more committed to the swing and target focused
 
murphthemog said:
We get a phone call today. Our cat sitter has got herself locked in. Apparently the porch door lock is broken, and she cant get out. Can we help. From Madeira.
We phone our cleaner, as she has keys. Can she open the door from the outside, and let the mog sitter out.
Next phone call. Now the cleaner, and the mog sitter are locked in. Do we know anyone else?
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Inside NO 9 ??
 
Slime said:
Driving through sunshine to find the golf course is bathed in fog with visibility varying between 100 and 140yds!
14 of the greens we were approaching blind and couldn't see the pins until we were really close to the greens.
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You play at a club where they let you play in the fog.

That is so last century
 
Mrs Colch "just needing to pop in to Dunelm to pick up a couple of things in the sale", and leaving almost 2 hours later with over 100m of various fabrics at an average price of around £6-50 per metre.
 
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