Random Irritations

Gout 😣
My deepest sympathy. I've had that and I've not experienced pain like it.
Try trigeminal neuralgia; gout's a walk in the park compared (and yes, I have had the "pleasure" of both :mad:).

I’ll take your gout and trigeminal neuralgia and raise you a blocked kidney and 9mm kidney stones that look like snowflakes but are as hard as rock and sharp as a really sharp thing from the planet ouch !

Hope you get better soon Chris 👍👍
 
I’ll take your gout and trigeminal neuralgia and raise you a blocked kidney and 9mm kidney stones that look like snowflakes but are as hard as rock and sharp as a really sharp thing from the planet ouch !

Hope you get better soon Chris 👍👍

Obviously self inflicted through your hedonistic lifestyle so serves you right, no sympathy from me... :whistle: ;)

Back to random irritations, the second rate whistling smily seen above.
 
Obviously self inflicted through your hedonistic lifestyle so serves you right, no sympathy from me... :whistle: ;)

Back to random irritations, the second rate whistling smily seen above.

Gout is often a lifestyle illness as well and usually from the same vices as people who get kidney stones...
 
Obviously self inflicted through your hedonistic lifestyle so serves you right, no sympathy from me... :whistle: ;)

Ok Doctor Richard ( I was going to say Dr Dick, but then I’d have to infract myself) 😂😂, whatever you say, 👍😎
But the Dick Dr said it was a birth defect, anyway it’s history now.

They say pain is relative,
I’ve got one relative that’s a real pain 😂😂😂😍🤪
 
Thirty five minutes to get into Waitrose (and we had gone before it officially opened) and chaos trying to get our pre-ordered turkey. Why have designated time slots if you're going to simply dish them up on a first come scrummage system. Another 25 minutes to get out the car park. Won't be going down the pre-ordered route next year and HID has been told it's not an option. I even gave up golf to help with those last minute "bits" that HID seemed to think make a huge difference and which I feel are totally unnecessary

There's a shop here that gets waitrose branded food, extortionate prices for my random irritation but it is nice to get mince pies etc
 
Those generic “I thought I’d get the happy new year message in early” text messages you receive from around 6pm onwards on the 31st.
They’re a bit like Twitter apologies, as genuine as a set of Chinese Ping irons.
 
Those generic “I thought I’d get the happy new year message in early” text messages you receive from around 6pm onwards on the 31st.
They’re a bit like Twitter apologies, as genuine as a set of Chinese Ping irons.

Happy new year mate , bit early, but got a lot to get through 👍😂😂
 
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/trigeminal-neuralgia/

In my case, it was like someone had put a giant jubilee clip around my head and was continually tightening it.
Have to be honest I had to ask one of our consultants and google it. Had never heard of it but the way he described it didn't sound pleasant in any way shape or form and having read about it I can't see how you get any relief from that. I happily concede that gout is a mild irritant in comparison
 
As the Mrs had a Drs appointment and nipper is not at school, so took both of them to the Dr. Dropped them off at the gate, parked the car and joined them in the waiting room.
They were sitting on 2 adjacent chairs, the next chair had a handbag and coat and the 4th chair was a young lady in her early 20s. All other chairs taken. So I stood next to them, taking to them and looked at the young lady meaning to say if the bag belonged to her. Nothing happened for about 10 mins.
Finally the nurse came around and called the lady in. She calmly picked her stuff from the spare chair and walked past me.

Where are the bloody manners with the young lot.
 
As the Mrs had a Drs appointment and nipper is not at school, so took both of them to the Dr. Dropped them off at the gate, parked the car and joined them in the waiting room.
They were sitting on 2 adjacent chairs, the next chair had a handbag and coat and the 4th chair was a young lady in her early 20s. All other chairs taken. So I stood next to them, taking to them and looked at the young lady meaning to say if the bag belonged to her. Nothing happened for about 10 mins.
Finally the nurse came around and called the lady in. She calmly picked her stuff from the spare chair and walked past me.

Where are the bloody manners with the young lot.


Ask her to move it; if she declines go to sit on it & see how quick she can move (y)
 
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