Random Irritations

Not being able to drink on your work team Xmas lunch and having to leave early as you can’t deal with big crowds of people
 
People clicking their fingers in the hope it'll slow their golf ball down.
It's like they have early onset tourettes syndrome.
 
Motorcycle insurance. Was going to test ride a new bike when I picked mine up from servicing today, rang the broker to get a quote and decided not to bother. Had a chat with them when I got in, they told me they'd had a 21 year old cancel an order for a £6,000 bike. Did an online quote, checked he could get finance, then phoned up to accept the quote and they bumped the online quote to £9,000. On a £6,000 bike. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
Can I have one as well?
I'd use it on people who meet others and have a chat taking up as much room as possible...

Yes absolutely. Another of my policies is compulsory roller-skates for old people. Old people are notoriously slow, when in fact they should be in more of a hurry to get where they're going as they haven't got that long left, so the roller-skates and a little zap with a cattle prod will get them moving.


N.B. You might want to buy shares in hip replacement companies if I do come to power as that could be an unfortunate side effect of old people on roller-skates.
 
Yes absolutely. Another of my policies is compulsory roller-skates for old people. Old people are notoriously slow, when in fact they should be in more of a hurry to get where they're going as they haven't got that long left, so the roller-skates and a little zap with a cattle prod will get them moving.


N.B. You might want to buy shares in hip replacement companies if I do come to power as that could be an unfortunate side effect of old people on roller-skates.
Nice insiderr trading tip(y)
 
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