Not being able to drink on your work team Xmas lunch and having to leave early as you can’t deal with big crowds of people
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- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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Qwerty
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Richard Madeley.
Going to the range after a two week lay off and having a bad dose of the shanks.
Slime
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My short gaming disappearing down the toilet on the same day that I sort my driving out!!
Slime
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People clicking their fingers in the hope it'll slow their golf ball down.
It's like they have early onset tourettes syndrome.
It's like they have early onset tourettes syndrome.
Blue in Munich
Crocked Professional Yeti Impersonator
Chinese batteries. No, I didn't buy them, a French tyre manufacturer chose to use the useless pieces of 
in a foot pump rather than decent ones.
in a foot pump rather than decent ones.
Blue in Munich
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Motorcycle insurance. Was going to test ride a new bike when I picked mine up from servicing today, rang the broker to get a quote and decided not to bother. Had a chat with them when I got in, they told me they'd had a 21 year old cancel an order for a £6,000 bike. Did an online quote, checked he could get finance, then phoned up to accept the quote and they bumped the online quote to £9,000. On a £6,000 bike. 
You're lucky. My whole swing has gone. Can't hit anything properly. Dreading the Xmas roll up on Saturday
Huge influx of political threads dissecting every aspect (immigration, left/right wing status) on top of so many brexit threads. Becoming a huge bore fests populated by a minority all debating same points over and over without changing stance or opinion.
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The rush of just pre-Christmas post.
SocketRocket
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Don't read them then
I tend not to as a rule but it's not that so much but creating a very negative image for anyone casually logging in and looking in OOB
Beezerk
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Steve Bruce.
Blue in Munich
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Lee Probert.
Morons that stick their shopping trolley in the middle of an aisle and then wander further down to get what they want making it impossible to get past
ColchesterFC
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Yes, yes, yes. Exactly this. Which is why when I come to power you will be able to carry a cattle prod or stun gun to be used on people like these.
Imurg
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Can I have one as well?
I'd use it on people who meet others and have a chat taking up as much room as possible...
ColchesterFC
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Yes absolutely. Another of my policies is compulsory roller-skates for old people. Old people are notoriously slow, when in fact they should be in more of a hurry to get where they're going as they haven't got that long left, so the roller-skates and a little zap with a cattle prod will get them moving.
N.B. You might want to buy shares in hip replacement companies if I do come to power as that could be an unfortunate side effect of old people on roller-skates.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Nice insiderr trading tip
Slime
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Move their trollies into the next aisle, that's what I do.
