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One of the joys of social media. Instant and irrational anger.
Fade and Die
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Ah ok, didn’t realise. ðŸ‘
Watched the sunset, not a cloud in the sky. Get sorted to take the telescope and camera out for a few hours - where did all that cloud come from?!?
williamalex1
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Global Amnesia
PhilTheFragger
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Neighbours dog barking in the garden at 4.15 am for the 3rd day running.
Put on me dressing gown and wellies and wandered around the street to confirm which house had the hound.
Rang the doorbell for a full 5 minutes, no answer, but the guys 2 other dogs went ballistic and the outside one came in and joined the party.
Gave the doorbell another couple of minutes of action then went back to bed.
Going to have a word later
Grrrrrrr
Put on me dressing gown and wellies and wandered around the street to confirm which house had the hound.
Rang the doorbell for a full 5 minutes, no answer, but the guys 2 other dogs went ballistic and the outside one came in and joined the party.
Gave the doorbell another couple of minutes of action then went back to bed.
Going to have a word later
Grrrrrrr
MegaSteve
Tour Winner
Been over a month in plaster and being stuck on my back keeping my leg elevated... With only several more months of the same to look forward to...
Great retirement this is turning out to be...
Great retirement this is turning out to be...
I know it won't be of much comfort but at least it will be through the winter. Hate to be laid up in the summer.
maybe you shouldn't be playing the bagpipes 4.15am!
PhilTheFragger
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Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Does his dog play bagpipes too...Good idea, ill get some on ebay, give the bloke a taste of his own medicine
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Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Obviously I can neither confirm or deny as I wasn't there...
But knowing Fragger - I can well believe it
Mr Hip
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Sun Life over 50s insurance adverts on the TV. I know what I would like to do with his bloody parsnips!
Patster1969
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Ditto the Fins, Shark - we've pretty much got half of the squad on the injury report
USER1999
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Equity release adverts. Yep, we give you 20k now, and in 10 years time we will own your house.
Bunkermagnet
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Drivers who think that because there is no central dotted line means they can drive down the middle of perfectly wide local roads and make everyone else they come across pull over, or have a confrontation with another idiot doing the same thing the other way...
Bunkermagnet
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Dont forget though that the best deterent for a burglar is a dog that barks, and not just yours. Well thats what the police told me anyway
we should be thankful he put his dressing gown on!!!!
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
There's just been a Police report of a suspicious bloke in wellies and a dressing gown seen peering into windows and ringing doorbells in the middle of the night...
Maybe he was sleepwalking and the barking dogs were in the houses he targeted....
Maybe he was sleepwalking and the barking dogs were in the houses he targeted....
