Slime
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No, pee training.
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- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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No, pee training.
he's been taught to pee outside so nothing to do with training TBH, it was outside so fair game as far as he was concerned
drdel
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T'was a joke !!!
USER1999
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The idiot chef in a chinese restaurant near me who put fruit in my chicken chop suey. Really? Chop suey is bean sprouts in gravy. It has stuff all to do with lemon and pineapple. May he rot in hell for eternity. Idiot. Proper idiot.
Slime
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srixon 1
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Sitting next to someone on a 5 hour flight and all I can smell is their body odour.
williamalex1
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Bad idea to make someone work their weeks notice.
I remember the tale about the guy that made the sticks of Rock for Morecambe , in a good mood he could produced up to 2 miles of it a week.
Seemingly he got a better offer from Blackpool rock, but was made !! to work his weeks notice.
Morecambe was left with 2 miles of rock saying " stick your rock up your ass " .
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Not being able to get an extra hour sleep even on weekends cause the internal clock wakes me up at 7 the latest. Impossible to fall asleep again.
Slime
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Trying to cut my toe nails with large nail clippers when, really, only a chainsaw would do!
dewsweeper
Tour Rookie
It gets worse as you get older !
I use a small set of secateurs !
Slime
Tour Winner
I have a disc cutter that I may have a go with.
USER1999
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Bottles/cans of beer that eject on opening. Brew dog are the worst for this. Just opened a can of Dead Pony, and I am soaked.
Wolf
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Using the loo at work but then realising some git hasn't replaced the loo roll
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Beezerk
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Cash machines.
Which service do you want?
Cash Only.
Do you want to view your balance first?
No, I just want some cash!
How much do you want?
Tap-tap.
Do you want a receipt with that?
I just want the bleedin money fcs, that’s why I chose cash only!
I’m sure one day I’m going to say something rude to a cash machine 😂
And while I’m at it, people who take an age at cash machines, how can it take so long!
Which service do you want?
Cash Only.
Do you want to view your balance first?
No, I just want some cash!
How much do you want?
Tap-tap.
Do you want a receipt with that?
I just want the bleedin money fcs, that’s why I chose cash only!
I’m sure one day I’m going to say something rude to a cash machine 😂
And while I’m at it, people who take an age at cash machines, how can it take so long!
USER1999
Grand Slam Winner
I will jump in on this, just for fun, but who uses cash anymore? Tap and go, etc.
Oh, me, i do.
Oh, me, i do.
Slime
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williamalex1
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Be careful Mal, I seen a few movies lately where fingers and toes were cut off, with just one snip using them things.
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Probably because the machine asks too many questions 😉
Not sure if it's my upbringing, age or a touch of OCD but I've always wanted cash on the hip so have to run the gauntlet of the cash machine.
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Cash Man here but haven't used a cash machine in 15 years....
