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Yes and no.
I still had some scrote try to buy airline ticket in Tel Aviv with my card details.
But NatWest were soon on the case. Hardly surprising given the state of my finances !
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- Thread starter Blue in Munich
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Yes and no.
I still had some scrote try to buy airline ticket in Tel Aviv with my card details.
But NatWest were soon on the case. Hardly surprising given the state of my finances !
Isn't it getting boring? Give the poor man a chance once in a while or at least make it fun and tease him with a whiff of victory and then snatch it awayBut I like beating him....
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Nope!
And I let him get close now and then but he always buggers up the last anyway...
What's so hard about that hole then or does he simply wilt against your back nine barrage?Nope!
And I let him get close now and then but he always buggers up the last anyway...
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
He just tries to hit it too hard. Loses control and sometimes a ball
Doesn't that apply to the other 17 holes. Has he tried slowing the swing down to a blurHe just tries to hit it too hard. Loses control and sometimes a ball
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
He's the most frustrating player on the planet..
Scuffed tee shot, slice into trees, back out, duff, knocks it from 140 yards to 10 feet and holes the putt for 6 for 2 with his 2 shots.....next hole exactly the opposite...lovely drive, decent approach, skulls it through the the green - twice, then putts until he blobs the hole.
He's good value - you never know what you're going to get
PhilTheFragger
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He's the most frustrating player on the planet..
Scuffed tee shot, slice into trees, back out, duff, knocks it from 140 yards to 10 feet and holes the putt for 6 for 2 with his 2 shots.....next hole exactly the opposite...lovely drive, decent approach, skulls it through the the green - twice, then putts until he blobs the hole.
He's good value - you never know what you're going to get
My ears be burning a tad 😂
woofers
Medal Winner
A thread going ‘off thread’ by a couple of posters having their own banter.....
Beedee
Assistant Pro
Specsavers latest advert.
"In-store" feature to try on glasses on a computer. Why?? You're "in-store" shop has hundreds of bloody pairs of glasses! Just try them on!
"In-store" feature to try on glasses on a computer. Why?? You're "in-store" shop has hundreds of bloody pairs of glasses! Just try them on!
Imurg
The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
When you get to pupil's house at 7am for an hour lesson prior to test at 8 and you're still waiting for them at 7.25 because they can't find their licence
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Crazyface
Tour Winner
The wife refusing to go to Turkey because it's dangerous, then said wife starting to organise a girls trip to London???????????????????????
Crazyface
Tour Winner
Oh and another one.
Radio ad (sing song) about how it's not a good idea to get antibiotics from your doctor as it is making them ineffective. YOU CANNOT GET THEM UNLESS PRESCRIBED BY THE PIGGIN' DOCTOR !!!!!
Radio ad (sing song) about how it's not a good idea to get antibiotics from your doctor as it is making them ineffective. YOU CANNOT GET THEM UNLESS PRESCRIBED BY THE PIGGIN' DOCTOR !!!!!
I couldn't agree more with this one. Every so often we see doctors on the tv saying that patients should stop asking for them!!! If a child keeps asking for sweets do you keep giving them to them? No, say no. You are in charge, not the child, not the patient.
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Shopping.
Just spent an hour trapsing around sports shops in london trying to football stuff (boots, socks, shin pads and a yellow top) - came back with absolutely nothing.
Just spent an hour trapsing around sports shops in london trying to football stuff (boots, socks, shin pads and a yellow top) - came back with absolutely nothing.
Orikoru
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Where did you look?? Was there not a Sports Direct?
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People who stand in a queue in a car park to pay and then once they've put the ticket in, then start fumbling around in their pockets or purse for the money. GET IT READY BEFORE HAND!!!
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I went to Sports direct on Oxford street....literally a whole floor dedicated to football. The only yellow top was £65 and I can only assume the whole world was out at the weekend buying size 10 astro turf boots as there was only 1 pair left and they were too narrow.
Then I went to lillywhites at Picadilly and much the same story.
I hate shopping.
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On a similar line as this and I'm sorry this one applies to the ladies in our lives..... dont wait until you're at the ticket barrier or till to then start routing through your bag to find your purse, to find your card/ticket to then realise its in your pocket the whole time. Drives me crazy them standing there blocking it up for everyone else.....which leads me onto:
people who go through the doors somewhere (shops, train stations, escalators etc) and then just stop to have a look around before deciding your next move......get out of the damn way, there are dozens of people who need to get past you!
Orikoru
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Wow, that's pretty poor. The Sports Direct near me always has mountains of football stuff.
Maybe order an old Watford/Norwich shirt on Ebay?
Or order yourself a classic Brazil shirt for £20, that's what I'd do: https://www.classicfootballshirts.c...l.html?dir=asc&order=price&product_style=2089
