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Random Irritations

The ball collector bloke at my local range..
Yes, Imurg goes to Range shocker!!
Range opens at 8, work started at 10 so I thought I'd try and get my 3 wood working again.
Got my balls and set up in a bay. Only one on the range
Bloke on the machine is going round picking up balls
I start hitting a few irons to warm up, moving up to the 3 wood.
Bloke on machine then gets out of said vehicle and starts picking balls out of a chipping net by hand
Problem is he's 100 yards in front of me, 20 yards to the right - well within the danger zone when I'm driving.
So I stop for a couple of minutes until he gets back in a drives off.
I hit a couple of balls and then realise he's out again and picking more balls out of another bunker, this time 20 yards left.
Another 5 minutes - there's obviously more balls in this one!
Then he goes straight to the far bunker which is 160 yards out and dead in front of me.
Another 5 minutes.......
I'm getting bored by now......he then parks the machine near my bay to go into the office...I end up chipping balls through the cab window.
He probably had half a dozen in there when he came back.
I'd gone home by then.
I thought I'd let him apologise for holding me up
Not a word from him.......
 
I’m not the grammar police as I ignore it usually but this one always irritates me.

Bought, to buy something.

Brought, to bring something with you.
 
On the subject of grammar police I don't tend to worry about what others write but my phone does love to autocorrect my words and most of the time it puts the wrong word in place of what I actually want to write.....
 
the fool who drove in the outside lane from tore to the Kessock bridge, despite not a soul in the inside lane, and lets not mention the two Yorkshire terriers sitting on his lap while driving:( either
 
This is how democracy works. You’re confusing yourself.
Whilst I get everyone has the right to object to things and go on strike/protest. The fact is, those doing so are doing so before they’ve even experienced the apparent effects.
Rallies against sexism, homophobia, racism and the like have been done after these things have happened and people have (rightly) decided that change needs to happen.

The people in London, lost a vote. By all means go on protest if all the fears come to pass, but atm it’s nothing more than stopping as they didn’t get their way.

You can’t play the democracy card when you’re not giving democracy a chance in the first place.
 
The ball collector bloke at my local range..
Yes, Imurg goes to Range shocker!!
Range opens at 8, work started at 10 so I thought I'd try and get my 3 wood working again.
Got my balls and set up in a bay. Only one on the range
Bloke on the machine is going round picking up balls
I start hitting a few irons to warm up, moving up to the 3 wood.
Bloke on machine then gets out of said vehicle and starts picking balls out of a chipping net by hand
Problem is he's 100 yards in front of me, 20 yards to the right - well within the danger zone when I'm driving.
So I stop for a couple of minutes until he gets back in a drives off.
I hit a couple of balls and then realise he's out again and picking more balls out of another bunker, this time 20 yards left.
Another 5 minutes - there's obviously more balls in this one!
Then he goes straight to the far bunker which is 160 yards out and dead in front of me.
Another 5 minutes.......
I'm getting bored by now......he then parks the machine near my bay to go into the office...I end up chipping balls through the cab window.
He probably had half a dozen in there when he came back.
I'd gone home by then.
I thought I'd let him apologise for holding me up
Not a word from him.......
I reckon I would have just cracked on and shouted fore if he was in danger. Surely he'd more sensible to do all that when it's not open to customers? Or he knows the risks. :p
 
It’s hapenned. Time to move on. Imo if it’s not followed through with then the protests of yesterday will be nothing compared to what would happen.
Be like Dads Army. Anything foreign is treated with contempt and suspicion.
 
mens booking are done by the club, the ladies are a subsection so have there own log in.


starter has been asked to keep a log of how many women go out in the blocked times on Tues/Thurs. last week it was 2 for and hour and a half tee time. They had also booked a 2 hour slot a few weeks ago on a Sat morning during the last medal. it was wind so none of them went out so 2 hours wasted on a sat morning. I imagine there have been a few interesting Committee meetings recently

You have a "Starter" ?
 
thats just it you couldn't , there have even in instances where guys have gone out in the evening slots in the summer when there was not a single lady turned up, so the entire slot was not used yet they still kicked off a couple of guys used one of the slots.

I'd be there, as a point of principle, to play as soon as the first tee became clear. And God help any woman who challenged me. For Gods sake grow a pair and stand up to them!
 
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