Random Irritations

My neighbours ex was a huge Quo fan... His daughter absolutely put her foot down about his tune to go out to being "Down down deeper and down"...
Dieing wish is a dieing wish. Mine have all been told "Great Gig in the Sky" for going in, and "Comfortably Numb" for them leaving:)
 
BADGERS!!!!!!..... and not being able to do sweet FA about it. All the necessary forms and applications to have them removed were submitted last year. The course is looking superb, then they start digging again :rant:

 
Fragger, CVG and me run a little 2's pot sweep.
Every time we play together we chuck in a quid and a 2 grabs the pot - pretty standard stuff.
We only have 4 par 3's and none of them are a flick with a wedge.
Current pot is up to over £20 and nobody's really had a sniff of one...
Played solo today and grabbed 2 2's......bloody typical!
 
Companies who send you their own corporate guidelines for you to follow, but then when you look closely at anything they have produced, it is nothing like it.
 
Drivers who come on to a motorway and believe they have to barge their way into the outside line in the first 100 yards irrespective of other traffic. On the M40 today, three times it was a BMW X5. Utter morons.
 
BMW drivers then.
Especially those with the 'M' versions and any with a personalised number plate containing the letters BMW - unless of course their name is Barry Michael Williams or similar... you get the gist.
Actually, anyone who feels the need to have the car make or model in the number plate.
Anyone who has their name in their personalised number plate...
 
Lovely morning and would love to be heading to the club in half hour time - but I am working today to 5:30pm managing an Email infrastructure upgrade (interesting...). Hopefully will be done by 3pm so can head off for a knock later this afternoon.
 
Drivers who come on to a motorway and believe they have to barge their way into the outside line in the first 100 yards irrespective of other traffic. On the M40 today, three times it was a BMW X5. Utter morons.

Related to this - my wife has just done the 'new 'Motorway Awareness' course that she could do instead of getting points for doing 70 on a 50mph limit stretch of the M25.

They explained how the new smart motorway monitoring system technology (MIDAS) enables the police to spot, identify and convict 'middle lane hoggers'; 'tailgaters' and 'weavers' as well as speeders and other forms of reckless driving such as forcing in from a slip road. All very clever. Though expensive to implement.

BTW - I was once, many years ago, advised by Lancashire police that if I cannot join the motorway easily from a slip road I must drive along the hard shoulder until I can safely join. I must NOT stop on the skip road and must not barge in.
 
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They explained how the new smart motorway monitoring system technology (MIDAS) enables the police to spot, identify and convict 'middle lane hoggers'; 'tailgaters' and 'weavers' as well as speeders and other forms of reckless driving such as forcing in from a slip road. All very clever. Though expensive to implement..

Much cheaper - just follow every BMW.
 
The seafront at Hythe (near Folkestone. Kent) wonderful long promenade for walking and cycling along. There's ample parking all the way along which has always been well used and free.

So, the greedy bar stewards at the Council decide to install parking meters all the way along - result, hardly a car parked there and, I suspect the residents having to put up with holiday makers parking in all the residential roads. Just as annoying there are signs up saying owners with dogs on the beach will be fined but plenty of dogs with their owners on the beach but no one enforcing the ban - but I bet if you parked without a ticket for 2 minutes ...........
 
BMW drivers then.
Especially those with the 'M' versions and any with a personalised number plate containing the letters BMW - unless of course their name is Barry Michael Williams or similar... you get the gist.
Actually, anyone who feels the need to have the car make or model in the number plate.
Anyone who has their name in their personalised number plate...

And Audi's. Just as bad.

Especially if white or black (the cars not the drivers lol) - 90% chance of being k nobs
 
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