Random Irritations

You have a silver penis? I'd go and see someone about that ....

You can always tell when it's a BMW or Audi behind you because you can't see the logo or the number plate.
 
Nice story doing the rounds today about the Walsall council chief who had to apologise after calling travellers a 'lawless society' who 'run around on motorbikes shouting abuse'.

Followed by Phien O'Reachtagian, chairman of the Gypsy and Traveller Coalition said: 'We will be looking to make a formal complaint and liaise with police.'

Shame they were not so quick to make complaints and liaise with police about all the travellers we have down here in Surrey who are a lawless society who run around on motorbikes shouting abuse.
 
Ordering something from Amazon to be delivered to my local Post Office as I know I'll not be home during the day.
Parcel takes almost a week to be shipped, then tracking it yesterday it says "unable to deliver as driveway blocked", it's a Post Office on a main road for Christ's sake! Not sure how I'll get it now as no note left with P.O. and tracking says it's stuck in a mystery depot somewhere in Gateshead.
 
When I was at school we were taught 2 ways of writing the time

1.00 pm

or 13.00 for the 24 hour clock

So 1 o' clock in the morning would be either
01.00
or 1.00 am

To mix both versions 01.00pm to me is just wrong
Oh, yeah, I see what you mean now. That does look a bit weird.
 
Horse flies. Again. I am struggling to do my watch strap up, as my wrist is so swollen. Itchy too. I have another bite on my leg. Compared to horse flies, wasps get a bad deal, as they are no where near as annoying.
 
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