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Random Irritations

being the only one from your team of 6 still in the office.
cant complain too much as I am off on holiday on sunday for a week,
 
People riding electric scooters in the road. Especially first thing in the morning when tis dakr and they dont bother with lights or even light coloured clothing.....
 
People who are inept at their job, and then try to deflect blame onto you, I've just wasted 2hrs of my day making you look stupid, to then get a pathetic attempt at an apology.
 
fools on bikes riding the wrong way up one way streets on the pavement, who then get abusive because you nearly took them out as you pulled out of a car park.
 
Comedians on Mock the Week who have to keep looking down at their scripts during the show. Be more professional... please.
 
My one for the day, one of my duty managers left me a handover in our diary this morning at work asking if I could print out some documentation for him, next to where he wrote it is the document already printed a post it note stating for the attention of (insert his name here) :cautious:
 
Cafes trying to be fancy by putting vegetables in cakes. I don't want parsnips, sweet potatoes, potatoes or any other type of veg in a cake. Leave my cake alone!
 
The torrential rain that arrived right in the middle of one of our major competitions when I was going really well through nine holes. I don't give a monkeys if the course needs it or not right now.
 
Just walked into spoons for a burger before going on to the beer festival and there is a Christmas tree erected. There is a sign next to it encouraging you to book your Christmas dinner.
 
Just walked into spoons for a burger before going on to the beer festival and there is a Christmas tree erected. There is a sign next to it encouraging you to book your Christmas dinner.

Went shopping at Bluewater the other day with the Mrs and loads of shops were putting up there Christmas decorations, absolutely ridiculous
 
Blokes with high maintenance hair cuts. Especially beardy blokes. Mens suits with stupid short jackets. Weddings where all the blokes wear the same suits, and all the ladies wear the same dress.

Yep, sat in a bar watching peasants.
 
Went shopping at Bluewater the other day with the Mrs and loads of shops were putting up there Christmas decorations, absolutely ridiculous


They should at least wait until after Guy Fawkes night, preferably until the start of Advent.

Don’t get Imurg started on this, we’ll have to find somewhere to defuse him safely 😂
 
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