Random Irritations

[Norrin Radd]

Yesterday HID decided to stand on my bare foot. This morning it was an elbow in the eye, and then one in the ribs. This evening its a thumb nail jabbed in the throat. Joking aside, where has all this clumsiness come from? On each occasion she knew where I was stood, i.e. right in front of her or by the side. Lets see what tomorrow brings but its getting genuinely scary. There'll be nowt left of me by the end of the week.

Not at all ......... I was with Wendy behind the bike shed

Was there a queue

 

[Dando]

Was there a queue

No, not for Chris 😂😂😂😂

 

[chrisd]

Was there a queue

Yes ........ but I was 1st

 

[Imurg]

I've decided that there a million or more things I'd prefer to do, including nailing myself to a table, than iron shirts....
It's a vastly overrated pastime

 

[USER1999]

Yup.

You managed to start it then. There are positives to this.

 

[Deleted member 18645]

Not at all ......... I was with Wendy behind the bike shed

So she's now got the flu and you've got the clap?

 

[chrisd]

So she's now got the flu and you've got the clap?

I already had it, where do you think she got it 🤔

 

[Imurg]

Landline phone just went...some automated female telling us there is to be an unplanned power cut. Says she's from the electrical supplier - please press 1 for more info
We go...yeah right...

Power just went out

 

[Orikoru]

I've decided that there a million or more things I'd prefer to do, including nailing myself to a table, than iron shirts....
It's a vastly overrated pastime

Luckily we're reaching the time of year where you can just stick a jumper over the top.

 

[anotherdouble]

Landline phone just went...some automated female telling us there is to be an unplanned power cut. Says she's from the electrical supplier - please press 1 for more info
We go...yeah right...

Power just went out[/QUOTE
yoda you are not young Luke😩

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Got Mums funeral this afternoon, it’s 3.47 am can’t sleep, watching reruns of NCIS on late night TV

Going to be a long day 😕

 

[chellie]

Got Mums funeral this afternoon, it’s 3.47 am can’t sleep, watching reruns of NCIS on late night TV

Going to be a long day 😕

Thinking of you all x

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Got Mums funeral this afternoon, it’s 3.47 am can’t sleep, watching reruns of NCIS on late night TV

Going to be a long day 😕

Will always be a terrible day and one you just have to find a way of getting through. Stay tough

 

[Orikoru]

My Overground train, which is normally nice and empty with plenty of seats available, was absolutely rammed full and I couldn't get on. Had to wait for the next one which was also pretty full so I couldn't get a seat on that either. Turns out the rail services Watford to Euston have all been cancelled so that explains it.

 

[Bazz]

The boy wonder crying when I dropped him off at nursery, 3 weeks off has ruined his routine.

 

[Bazz]

Three network being completely down and not a mention of it on their website.

 

[Imurg]

Three network being completely down and not a mention of it on their website.

They need the 4g to be working so they can get on the website and tell everyone that the 4g isn't working...

 

[Dando]

Got Mums funeral this afternoon, it’s 3.47 am can’t sleep, watching reruns of NCIS on late night TV

Going to be a long day 😕

Hope all goes as well as can be expected on a tough day

 

[Lord Tyrion]

Three network being completely down and not a mention of it on their website.

This was mentioned on the BBC breakfast news. The website is down, the Three network is down. It is either an upgrade nightmare or they have been hacked. I'm with 3 as well

 

[HomerJSimpson]

This was mentioned on the BBC breakfast news. The website is down, the Three network is down. It is either an upgrade nightmare or they have been hacked. I'm with 3 as well

Me too. Pain in the rear