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Random Irritations

Hobbit said:
Yesterday HID decided to stand on my bare foot. This morning it was an elbow in the eye, and then one in the ribs. This evening its a thumb nail jabbed in the throat. Joking aside, where has all this clumsiness come from? On each occasion she knew where I was stood, i.e. right in front of her or by the side. Lets see what tomorrow brings but its getting genuinely scary. There'll be nowt left of me by the end of the week.
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Watch out for saucepans then;)
 
Hobbit said:
Yesterday HID decided to stand on my bare foot. This morning it was an elbow in the eye, and then one in the ribs. This evening its a thumb nail jabbed in the throat. Joking aside, where has all this clumsiness come from? On each occasion she knew where I was stood, i.e. right in front of her or by the side. Lets see what tomorrow brings but its getting genuinely scary. There'll be nowt left of me by the end of the week.
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Have you forgot a birthday or something. I'd give her a bit more personal space for a while :ROFLMAO:
 
Hobbit said:
Yesterday HID decided to stand on my bare foot. This morning it was an elbow in the eye, and then one in the ribs. This evening its a thumb nail jabbed in the throat. Joking aside, where has all this clumsiness come from? On each occasion she knew where I was stood, i.e. right in front of her or by the side. Lets see what tomorrow brings but its getting genuinely scary. There'll be nowt left of me by the end of the week.
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But Brian, given the size of your feet, half the population of Spain are in danger of standing on them 👍😂
 
Hobbit said:
Yesterday HID decided to stand on my bare foot. This morning it was an elbow in the eye, and then one in the ribs. This evening its a thumb nail jabbed in the throat. Joking aside, where has all this clumsiness come from? On each occasion she knew where I was stood, i.e. right in front of her or by the side. Lets see what tomorrow brings but its getting genuinely scary. There'll be nowt left of me by the end of the week.
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Ever thought that it's not clumsiness 🤔
 
My bedtime routine of pee - brush teeth - bed has been an ever present since childhood. Since turning 40 it now goes pee - brush teeth - pee again - bed. A whole extra pee, which if not taken means a 3am trip to the pot.
 
Hobbit said:
Yesterday HID decided to stand on my bare foot. This morning it was an elbow in the eye, and then one in the ribs. This evening its a thumb nail jabbed in the throat. Joking aside, where has all this clumsiness come from? On each occasion she knew where I was stood, i.e. right in front of her or by the side. Lets see what tomorrow brings but its getting genuinely scary. There'll be nowt left of me by the end of the week.
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I started reading this as Hobbit's post but ended up thinking it was a Homer post!
 
The oleaginous Jacob Rees-Mogg smarming it with Nick Ferrari on LBC this morning.

Now he may be a nice man, a very nice man, however...
 
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