Random Irritations

[The Squirrel]

People that wear odd shoes should not be allowed to breed!

I once accidentally did this going to work - had two different colours of the same style of shoe and they got mixed up; didn’t see as it was early and I was trying to be nice and get ready in the dark so (the then future) Mrs S could have a lie-in. Then didn’t notice as it got light (nobody looks at their feet when they’re driving). Yes I looked a tit.

Obviously it was the day of the staff meeting so every single person who worked there was there to see it.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I once accidentally did this going to work - had two different colours of the same style of shoe and they got mixed up; didn’t see as it was early and I was trying to be nice and get ready in the dark so (the then future) Mrs S could have a lie-in. Then didn’t notice as it got light (nobody looks at their feet when they’re driving). Yes I looked a tit.

Obviously it was the day of the staff meeting so every single person who worked there was there to see it.

And, of course, you mentioned you had an identical pair at home?

 

[Slime]

I had two consecutive posts removed this week. Both innocuous.
Well, one of them was

I'm treading really carefully as I love this place and don't want to be banned, yet I still want to post humour for those that enjoy it.
Rock and a hard place come to mind.

 

[Wilson]

First things first...I appreciate that we have no devine right to park outside our house...
There is a space outside ours and a space outside next door too...ample room for 2 SUV size cars....
And, yet, there is a car parked slap bang in the middle of the spaces, barely enough room for a SmartCar either end...
Why? What's wrong with parking so you leave enough room for someone else?
Because they're thick and so wrapped up in their own little world that they haven't got a clue as to what's going on around them.
So now when people start getting home from work there will be 2 cars looking for somewhere to park instead of one....
Jeez I hate people sometimes......

I've posted about this before as the same happens outside ours, I've started putting notes under the windscreen.

(I've come to terms with the fact I've turned into my Dad).

 

[NearHull]

And, of course, you mentioned you had an identical pair at home?

Well, not quite identical….left to right….. right to left. Pedantry rules.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Well, not quite identical….left to right….. right to left. Pedantry rules.

Don't tell me, you also had L and R on wrong feet

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Wales playing in White to placate those who can't distinguish between Red and Green.
The ref and linesmen are OK in Red though??

 

[IanM]

I agree! Crazy.

But is the ref in orange?

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I agree! Crazy.

But is the ref in orange?

I thought it was purple?

 

[YandaB]

Wales playing in White to placate those who can't distinguish between Red and Green.
The ref and linesmen are OK in Red though??

They do realise that grass is green too? The Welsh even have a song about it.