Random Irritations

[Sid Rixon IV]

We now get out and meet up with people and it’s much nicer than sending a card to Paul & Betty cause you lived next door to them 39 years ago

No way!!
Us too - we were number 37.
Are you Dave and Hilda??

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

Just got into bed, all snuggled with my book. Wife gets in and I casually observe duvet is wrong way around.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, the pattern is going sideways, not lengthways."
Pause.
Out she gets and yanks duvet off.
"It's not really important is it??"
"Yes, our feet won't fit in".
Gets in.
Gets out, yanks it off again.
"What's the matter now?"
"It's upside down now, the buttons are up our end".
Thinks to self: "Only got yourself to blame you dozy t***"

 

[irip]

We were but now she is Dave and I’m Hilda

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I'm worried now, which one of you I fancied.

 

[rulie]

Just got into bed, all snuggled with my book. Wife gets in and I casually observe duvet is wrong way around.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, the pattern is going sideways, not lengthways."
Pause.
Out she gets and yanks duvet off.
"It's not really important is it??"
"Yes, our feet won't fit in".
Gets in.
Gets out, yanks it off again.
"What's the matter now?"
"It's upside down now, the buttons are up our end".
Thinks to self: "Only got yourself to blame you dozy t***"

See this...

 

[PhilTheFragger]

I've often wondered, how do you pronounce them?

Hee un day
Skhhh oda
Eek ear

There you go