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10 years, reduced to 6 months and a fine.My irritation ................................. his pathetic sentence.
He should have got the chair!
Get your daughter to put the "what 3 words" app on her phone. Really useful in situations where you dont know, or cant describe, exactly where you are.Phone call this morning at 02.00 youngest daughter out with 3 friends can’t get home from a club as no cabs will take them as one of them keeps throwing up.
So I’m up towels on back seat drive 30 minutes to pick them up get to where I think they want picking up from no sign,daughter not answering phone.
Eventually get a call back they have walked somewhere else not sure where but they going to walk back to arranged pick up point.
1 hour later we meet up.
Drop 3 friends off at their houses bring daughter back home.
Throw said towels in bin (as full of sick).
Now wide awake and fighting the temptation to throw a bucket of water over daughter to see how she likes 2 hours sleep
Great work. When my kids are old enough I hope they don't hesitate to call me for a lift rather putting themselves in a dangerous situation.Phone call this morning at 02.00 youngest daughter out with 3 friends can’t get home from a club as no cabs will take them as one of them keeps throwing up.
So I’m up towels on back seat drive 30 minutes to pick them up get to where I think they want picking up from no sign,daughter not answering phone.
Eventually get a call back they have walked somewhere else not sure where but they going to walk back to arranged pick up point.
1 hour later we meet up.
Drop 3 friends off at their houses bring daughter back home.
Throw said towels in bin (as full of sick).
Now wide awake and fighting the temptation to throw a bucket of water over daughter to see how she likes 2 hours sleep
100% agree but the bit about them then walking off from the meeting point and then not answering their phones is classic teenagers. I remember getting a “call-out” to pick my youngest up at Romford station after midnight. No problem, it’s a horrible area, I’m on my way. Got there about 20 minutes later, no sign of him, calls not answered. About 10 minutes later he texts me, he is at home. One of his mates Dads dropped him off!Great work. When my kids are old enough I hope they don't hesitate to call me for a lift rather putting themselves in a dangerous situation.
I think they had tried to walk with their friend to help her feel better and got a bit lost. To be fair they were not far away but four girls in high heels with a few drinks inside them are never going to win the 100 metresGet your daughter to put the "what 3 words" app on her phone. Really useful in situations where you dont know, or cant describe, exactly where you are.
My random irritation was the 2 hours sleep rather than her calling me.Great work. When my kids are old enough I hope they don't hesitate to call me for a lift rather putting themselves in a dangerous situation.
I've got it all to come, they're definitely wired differently aren't they.100% agree but the bit about them then walking off from the meeting point and then not answering their phones is classic teenagers. I remember getting a “call-out” to pick my youngest up at Romford station after midnight. No problem, it’s a horrible area, I’m on my way. Got there about 20 minutes later, no sign of him, calls not answered. About 10 minutes later he texts me, he is at home. One of his mates Dads dropped him off!
Of course we must rescue our kids when they get into tricky situations. I remember doing it for my daughter back when she was a teenager.My random irritation was the 2 hours sleep rather than her calling me.
All the kids know they can call anytime and apparently I’m now the cool dad among her friends.
Although when I said they should pay me the same as a taxi that got laughed off and the car now smells of sick.
I’m not totally stupid though, I did take the wife’s car![]()
To be fair she is 21 and her friends are all nice. I don’t think she was in danger as such.Of course we must rescue our kids when they get into tricky situations. I remember doing it for my daughter back when she was a teenager.
But they need to learn from the experience. Just rescuing them doesn't achieve that.
Your mistake was binning the sick-laden towels. You should have insisted that your daughter clean them up as a penance.
Why, and in what way is he a comrade of yours?Comrade Gary Neville.
It was ok until he blamed usComrade Gary Neville.
Another Muppet who should stick to football punditry.Comrade Gary Neville.
Why, and in what way is he a comrade of yours?
Because he disagrees with theWhy, and in what way is he a comrade of yours?