Random Irritations

[Tashyboy]

If I see someone famous I just say hello and ask how they are if I can. Otherwise I just keep walking, it's like when everyone is recording stuff on their phone , gigs and such . I'd rather just watch and keep the memories through my own eyes.

Was once chucking my golf clubs on a large baggage check in and who was doing the same in front of me.Nigel Mansell.He was lovely to talk to.

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

If I see someone famous I just say hello and ask how they are if I can. Otherwise I just keep walking, it's like when everyone is recording stuff on their phone , gigs and such . I'd rather just watch and keep the memories through my own eyes.

I have me and Eric Bristow in Lanzarote and me and my midlife crush, Michaela Strachan in Aberaeron, West Wales.
I was so starstruck by Michaela that I handed my wife my phone and asked her to take a photo of us .
I saw Chris Eubank (legend) in a cafe but resisted. He got up and brushed past me as he left, dressed like an absolute dandy and a perfect V shaped upper body.

 

[Bunkermagnet]

I have me and Eric Bristow in Lanzarote and me and my midlife crush, Michaela Strachan in Aberaeron, West Wales.
I was so starstruck by Michaela that I handed my wife my phone and asked her to take a photo of us .
I saw Chris Eubank (legend) in a cafe but resisted. He got up and brushed past me as he left, dressed like an absolute dandy and a perfect V shaped upper body.

I fixed one of her machines many years ago, and yes....she answered the front door to me

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I fixed one of her machines many years ago, and yes....she answered the front door to me

What machines does she have??

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

I fixed one of her machines many years ago, and yes....she answered the front door to me

Also, after she let you in, did she look furtively up and down the street before she closed the door and locked it?

 

[NearHull]

In the distant past, I stood next to Bruce Forsyth at the urinals in some airport. I sensed ( unsure how) that he wanted to be recognised, so I blanked him.




Standing by for urinal jokes.

 

[Deleted member 35927]

In the distant past, I stood next to Bruce Forsyth at the urinals in some airport. I sensed ( unsure how) that he wanted to be recognised, so I blanked him.




Standing by for urinal jokes.

Saw I him at the pga many years ago and he just ploughed through the awaiting autograph hunters in his golf buggy

 

[Sid Rixon IV]

In the distant past, I stood next to Bruce Forsyth at the urinals in some airport. I sensed ( unsure how) that he wanted to be recognised, so I blanked him.




Standing by for urinal jokes.

You didnt glance down and say "Nice to see you, to see you nice!"

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Also, after she let you in, did she look furtively up and down the street before she closed the door and locked it?

Nope. They had a couple of non descript cars on their drive, and she was very normal.

 

[patricks148]

I think ITV still have it this year though the commentary isn't anything as good as ES.

i dont know have you tried listening to Sean Kelly for 5 hours

 

[Bunkermagnet]

i dont know have you tried listening to Sean Kelly for 5 hours

I would rather SK than Boardman any day of the week.
Just need a new David Duffield to come along

 

[D-S]

i dont know have you tried listening to Sean Kelly for 5 hours

Quite enjoy Orla's sartorial choices and the banter with the pundits.

 

[RichA]

The air conditioning at work. Whatever temperature we set the thermostat to, if the office is 0.1° above that temperature it blasts supercooled air. If it's 0.1° below, it blasts superheated air.
It was programmed by one of those kids who thinks his Fiesta has to driven at either full acceleration or full braking.

 

[Deleted member 21784]

The air conditioning at work. Whatever temperature we set the thermostat to, if the office is 0.1° above that temperature it blasts supercooled air. If it's 0.1° below, it blasts superheated air.
It was programmed by one of those kids who thinks his Fiesta has to driven at either full acceleration or full braking.

Our air con at work has never worked properly. It's not fit for purpose we need 2 massive new chiller units delivered which is a crane job lol

We have to have the equipment next door cold or it will fail so means it's always freezing in the room lol everyone's bought little heaters to keep warm

 

[patricks148]

Quite enjoy Orla's sartorial choices and the banter with the pundits.

i just assumed she wore that stuff for a bet or just got dressed in the dark

 

[Arthur Wedge]

Double standards

Sam Kerr

 

[Hobbit]

In the distant past, I stood next to Bruce Forsyth at the urinals in some airport. I sensed ( unsure how) that he wanted to be recognised, so I blanked him.




Standing by for urinal jokes.

I stood next to Jack Nicklaus in the urinals at Royal Lytham many, many years ago.

By eck, he’s a big lad… tall I mean…

 

[pendodave]

Just need a new David Duffield to come along

No, we really don't. Carlton is bad enough.

 

[Pants]

I stood next to Jack Nicklaus in the urinals at Royal Lytham many, many years ago.

By eck, he’s a big lad… tall I mean…

I suspect that most people seem tall to you Brian (as they do to me I hasten to add)

 

[ManinBlack]

I stood next to Jack Nicklaus in the urinals at Royal Lytham many, many years ago.

By eck, he’s a big lad… tall I mean…

I did the same with Sergio Garcia at Muirfield at the Open.