Random Irritations

I tried that - got the immortal "well we were only four hours" reply. For a three ball. And they were two holes behind the group in front. They will be hunted down like the dogs they are.
 
Pathetic Shark said:
I tried that - got the immortal "well we were only four hours" reply. For a three ball. And they were two holes behind the group in front. They will be hunted down like the dogs they are.
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You should string them on stakes like the Christians in roman times and have them line the driveway into your club
 
NAIL THEM UP. NAIL SOME SENSE INTO THEM.

I've been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday.
 
Parcel force tracking - just why do they bother.
The Mrs has a parcel coming, checked the tracking and the last update was nearly 30 hours ago - sorted at hub and in the way to delivery depot.
It's just been delivered....
What a waste of space....
 
My amazon delivery was due to arrive by 9pm last night.
At 10 I went to bed after getting an email saying it will be delivered any time before 17th March!
I’m not even sure it said 2019
 
Idiots that leave bins out that were emptied on Monday so they blow down the street and either crash into cars causing damage (as happened to next door) or simply become mobile obstacles in strong winds. Don't people look at the weather and see reports of strong winds and think "my bin isn't very heavy now, will it be ok" Some real lazy sods that haven't even claimed it back from where the bin men leave them
 
Robin Hood said:
British Gas engineers punctuality - NOT
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Was it a Subcontractor or an actual BG engineer and Blue van that turned up?

BG have increased their subcontract labour and decreased their own direct labour to 80/20.

Yet customers are still stumping up top dollar for installations.
 
Pathetic Shark said:
People who stand around aimlessly whilst their playing partners mark their balls under winter rules, walk to their trolleys, clean the ball, walk back, replace it, check their yardage, walk back to their trolley, get a club, take two practice swings and then hit. AND THEN WALK FIVE YARDS FORWARD TO THEIR OWN BALL AND DO THE BLOODY SAME!!

Every sodding hole this morning - same routine. You should be allowed to hunt these people with guns.
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You know you'd save time (and a trip back to the trolley) if you just get the yardage when you're marking/picked up the ball and it means you can clean ball and bring the correct club back at the same time

While we're young eh! :devilish:
 
The Queensferry Crossing. The SNP's £4Bn white eleph..., I mean gift, to the people of Scotland. Poorly thought out, poorly executed and causing more problems on a daily basis than the old bridge ever could, even if it tried really hard.

Sure, it looks pretty. But then so does Ivanka Trump...
 
GreiginFife said:
The Queensferry Crossing. The SNP's £4Bn white eleph..., I mean gift, to the people of Scotland. Poorly thought out, poorly executed and causing more problems on a daily basis than the old bridge ever could, even if it tried really hard.

Sure, it looks pretty. But then so does Ivanka Trump...
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Shame, I was looking forward to using it one day (the Bridge not Ivanka!)
 
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