Random Irritations

Can I have 2?

peope filing up with fuel at the filling station whilst on their phone, happened today and both cashiers announced over the loud speakers 'please come off the phone' but to no avail.

rubber necking at accident spots, two HGV and 2 car accident, all on the side with Police in attendance and everyone had to slow to a crawl to have a look, FFS, I want to get home
 
Can I have 2?

peope filing up with fuel at the filling station whilst on their phone, happened today and both cashiers announced over the loud speakers 'please come off the phone' but to no avail.

Yet now they have brought out payment apps for fuel , pay from the comfort of your car.
 
Tesco say that these apps can only be used to pay for up to £30 of fuel...

How completely useful 😂

Annoying enough when Apple Pay is limited to £30

My mate got me to take his car to Costco the other day for tyre repair as I’m a member

He said can you stick £30 in the tank.. gave me his card and said make sure you stick to below £30 as I don’t know the pin

£29.95 lol was pleased with my efforts
 
Taking a week off work to play some golf and having enough wind to provide the eastern seaboard of the US with electricity for the next 10 years. Anyone seen my tee shot? If started off in the middle of the fairway and ended up about four miles to the right.
 
Taking a week off work to play some golf and having enough wind to provide the eastern seaboard of the US with electricity for the next 10 years. Anyone seen my tee shot? If started off in the middle of the fairway and ended up about four miles to the right.

We played Monday. The course was laid out as such that most of the holes go up and down , the wind was either pushing your ball right to left or left to right (only about 4 had the wind directly behind or in your face) the holes where you had it blowing left to right were blooming hard and the right to left kept the ball much straighter against my fade 😂
 
Having outside broadcasts at Westminster when they are not actually needed. The BBC are there this morning and the 2 presenters are sat there looking cold and having to talk over some buffoon shouting out pro / anti Brexit comments. It happens all the time and is unnecessary.
Most UK news OB are unnecessary.
 
People who park on or within 25m of a junction. It's happening more and more (actually, people's consideration for others when parking in general seems to be on the decline) and it's making access/exit from my street more and more difficult as the junction is also right on a set of traffic lights.

Absolute knobwombles (and that goes for anyone who thinks it's okay to park at a roadside where there is already a knobhead parked at the roadside directly opposite, making the road (a busy road at that) essentially a single lane/passing point). Did I already say knobwombles?
 
People who stand around aimlessly whilst their playing partners mark their balls under winter rules, walk to their trolleys, clean the ball, walk back, replace it, check their yardage, walk back to their trolley, get a club, take two practice swings and then hit. AND THEN WALK FIVE YARDS FORWARD TO THEIR OWN BALL AND DO THE BLOODY SAME!!

Every sodding hole this morning - same routine. You should be allowed to hunt these people with guns.
 
People who stand around aimlessly whilst their playing partners mark their balls under winter rules, walk to their trolleys, clean the ball, walk back, replace it, check their yardage, walk back to their trolley, get a club, take two practice swings and then hit. AND THEN WALK FIVE YARDS FORWARD TO THEIR OWN BALL AND DO THE BLOODY SAME!!

Every sodding hole this morning - same routine. You should be allowed to hunt these people with guns.
Have words in their shell like. You've never been backward about coming forward and this is your chance to educate them
 
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