chrisd
Major Champion
I’d close the curtains if he was playing in my back garden
So you'd only listen to him ?
Random Irritations
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So you'd only listen to him ?
Piece
Tour Winner
Not sure what I ate or caught, but all day yesterday was spent 
. Only had water in 24hrs.
. Only had water in 24hrs.Neilds
Assistant Pro
Yep, found out about that yesterday evening
might leave off them today
Not sure what I ate or caught, but all day yesterday was spent
Hadn’t realised Mrs H was sending food parcels to the U.K.
Get well soon.
, got positively angry about Sycamore Gap. Really good piece, heartfelt.
jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
Needed two new rechargeable batteries yesterday knew I had pack but could not find them so went out and bought new ones.
Looking for something else today - why did I put them there and not in the battery box
Looking for something else today - why did I put them there and not in the battery box
jim8flog
Journeyman Pro
I know I have it
I know I have not used it for a couple of years.
Where could I have left it?
That is twice in two days.
I know I have not used it for a couple of years.
Where could I have left it?
That is twice in two days.
HeftyHacker
Well-known member
Unfortunately you'd then get taxed on the 200 and be poorer than them just getting their act together.
Ours get paid within 5 days of the expenses being approved by a line manager.
Alan Clifford
Well-known member
Can you inflate you claims by 10% then offer a discount for early payment.
The m25 - it’s the equivalent of Patrick Reed changing into black socks in the car park and using iron covers and pink castle tees
Voyager EMH
Slipper Wearing Plucker of Pheasants
He'll be after you for $750,000,000 for saying that.
He can have some belly button fluff and an old commando golf ball
SteveW86
Head Pro
Supermarkets who decide to have a shuffle around of where they put stuff. This helps absolutely nobody.
backwoodsman
Tour Winner
And not bothering to change the signage above the aisles ...
ColchesterFC
Journeyman Pro
I'm fairly sure it helps the supermarkets by encouraging people into impulse buys. You go in to get a couple of bits and go to the aisle where it normally is but they've moved it. You've now got to search for the thing you wanted and they're hoping that you'll pass something else and think "I might as well get that as well while I'm here".
People running, or cycling, on country roads wearing all black or similarly dark clothes 
. Wear something bright or high vis, your life expectancy will be much better.
. Wear something bright or high vis, your life expectancy will be much better.
venger
Well-known member
Ex husbands who suddenly decide they don’t want their children for the weekend
bobmac
Major Champion
People running, or cycling, on country roads wearing all black or similarly dark clothes
It does make a difference
Jamesbrown
Head Pro
Some are hell bent on refusing to wear anything of the sort and arguing against it.People running, or cycling, on country roads wearing all black or similarly dark clothes
Would rather attempt to look to have a modicum of style with their attire and expect the motorist to be able to have bat like perception.
Apparently if you don’t see them it’s your fault.
cliveb
Head Pro
M25 closed between junctions 20 and 18 earlier today (just when I wanted to use it).
Google Maps thought it was a good idea to route traffic down a single track country lane - in both directions!
Google Maps thought it was a good idea to route traffic down a single track country lane - in both directions!
