Slime
Tour Winner
First proper sunny day here today. About 20 degrees. No golf for me though as my wife is out on the razzle all day with her mates. I sorted dance, gymnastics etc. Dog walked. Lunch made and gardens cut. Sun was blazing so me and the dog sat out the back, soaking up the rays. Just finishing my second can and get a text asking if I can pick her and 2 of her mates up from the station at 9.30. The Indian I ordered will now be consumed without an ice cold lager. Mario Balotelli said it best - “Why always me?”.
Because you married her?