Random Irritations

[richart]

Writing cheques, done about 20 in the last week


edit to add another:
'Cheques' being so old and outdated that the GM forum spellcheck doesn't even know what it is but it knows what an instagram is

I have just written some cheques to HM Revenue & Customs on Trusts I look after. Two of them were drawn on Midland Bank, and have 19 in the date box. Hopefully they will be accepted.

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Drivers who think that because a raod doesn't have any white centre lines means they can drive down the middle of the road, even when it's wide enough to have a car parked on each side and still room for 2 passing.

 

[upsidedown]

DiL writing her car off 3rd time in 4 years

 

[anotherdouble]

I have just written some cheques to HM Revenue & Customs on Trusts I look after. Two of them were drawn on Midland Bank, and have 19 in the date box. Hopefully they will be accepted.

That’s fine mate it is 19..................2019🤣😜😱👏

 

[patricks148]

the number of drivers using their phones while driving down the A82 this afternoon.
i stood at the side of the road for 15 mins and almost every car past was on them, roads icy and snow about madness.

 

[bobmac]

Weather forecasts
I don't want to know whats going to happen today

 

[Deleted member 1740]

DiL writing her car off 3rd time in 4 years

Hope shes ok Ben, i'd recommend Public transport to her 😉

 

[Blue in Munich]

Gemma Collins (again)

The red top headlines today tell us that the lovely Ms. Collins thinks she's bigger than The Beatles...



I know you're carrying a bit extra Gemma, but you're not as heavy as 4 blokes. Close, but not quite...

 

[Slime]

Weather forecasts
I don't want to know whats going to happen today

..................... and I don't want to know what the weather was like this morning.
I already know, I WAS THERE!!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Gemma Collins (again)

The red top headlines today tell us that the lovely Ms. Collins thinks she's bigger than The Beatles...



I know you're carrying a bit extra Gemma, but you're not as heavy as 4 blokes. Close, but not quite...

She is talentless and obnoxious and shouldn't be given any credibility

 

[upsidedown]

Hope shes ok Ben, i'd recommend Public transport to her 😉

Just badly shaken Stu, did suggest after the last one

 

[williamalex1]

DiL writing her car off 3rd time in 4 years

Who taught her to drive , anyone we know

 

[Imurg]

Who taught her to drive , anyone we know

Not guilty M'lud

 

[upsidedown]

Who taught her to drive , anyone we know

Yup took her out a couple of times when she was practicing for her Test , just toted it up and was 12 years ago where did that time go !! She did have full set of lessons from DI

 

[Deleted member 15344]

Gemma Collins (again)

The red top headlines today tell us that the lovely Ms. Collins thinks she's bigger than The Beatles...



I know you're carrying a bit extra Gemma, but you're not as heavy as 4 blokes. Close, but not quite...

Does she mean as big as a VW Beetle ? She is a bit dense

 

[Pin-seeker]

She is talentless and obnoxious and shouldn't be given any credibility

And yet people on a golf forum are discussing her?

I totally agree with you.
but she’s making more money than me.and I’d guess you.
Lots of them about.

 

[BubbaP]

I have just written some cheques to HM Revenue & Customs on Trusts I look after. Two of them were drawn on Midland Bank, and have 19 in the date box. Hopefully they will be accepted.

Oops the below was meant for Slab!
Wrong quote.

It will accept checks though. Did you forget the stealth USA-isation of the English speaking world.

 

[Deleted member 15344]

The officials in the Liverpool match - completely inept tonight 🤬

 

[HomerJSimpson]

An offside each that wasn't given and a penalty shout you'd have been livid with at the other end. Other than that, can't really see a problem other than Liverpool haven't been good enough

 

[Blue in Munich]

And yet people on a golf forum are discussing her?

I totally agree with you.
but she’s making more money than me.and I’d guess you.
Lots of them about.

So she might, but I'm not prepared to stoop to her level however much they're paying. Can't decide if she's that dense she can't see she's a laughing stock or that cynical/greedy that she doesn't care.