Random irritations of the day......

[drdel]

Dont forget the peewits giving it large

The UK's Ostrich population seems to grow daily !!!

 

[Robster59]

BORED! BORED! BORED! BORED! BORED! BORED!

 

[Slime]

Mrs Slime's aunt having a single glazed window replaced ........................................... for £288!
A duck flew through it and Mrs Slime found the duck in the bath!
But seriously, £288!

 

[Pathetic Shark]

Mrs Slime's aunt having a single glazed window replaced ........................................... for £288!
A duck flew through it and Mrs Slime found the duck in the bath!
But seriously, £288!

That is just two gross.

I'll get my coat.

 

[Pin-seeker]

Mrs Slime's aunt having a single glazed window replaced ........................................... for £288!
A duck flew through it and Mrs Slime found the duck in the bath!
But seriously, £288!

Why so expensive?

 

[murphthemog]

Experiencing the joys of mountain biking again. New tyres and tubes on the bike, shocks pumped up, new helmet, good to go. 35 minutes in, puncture. Flipping great thorn, straight through. Walk home.

Tyre being new, silly hard to get on. Also silly hard to get off. Thorn broken off at both ends. Silly hard to get out of tyre. Trye then very slightly easier to get back on.

No way I am doing this out on the trail. Need tools, and reading glasses!

 

[Jamesbrown]

queues for supermarkets. I cannot queue, why isn’t there a fast track option? Super noodles for tea if it’s still busy later.

 

[3offTheTee]

That is just two gross.

I'll get my coat.

very good.
Or Too gross! Not many mathematicians on here

 

[fundy]

Screwing a deck screw into mrs fundy's finger! In the dog house for a few days

 

[AmandaJR]

Screwing a deck screw into mrs fundy's finger! In the dog house for a few days

Oopsie!

 

[Bunkermagnet]

Screwing a deck screw into mrs fundy's finger! In the dog house for a few days

tell her shes got plenty of others

 

[fundy]

tell her shes got plenty of others

you want to tell her for me, not sure shes talking to me currently lol

 

[Swinglowandslow]

That is just two gross.

I'll get my coat.

Brilliant!

 

[srixon 1]

Experiencing the joys of mountain biking again. New tyres and tubes on the bike, shocks pumped up, new helmet, good to go. 35 minutes in, puncture. Flipping great thorn, straight through. Walk home.

Tyre being new, silly hard to get on. Also silly hard to get off. Thorn broken off at both ends. Silly hard to get out of tyre. Trye then very slightly easier to get back on.

No way I am doing this out on the trail. Need tools, and reading glasses!

I'm sorry Murph, but that made me laugh

 

[Dando]

Yeah, should have heard the starlings this morning...jeez, the language
And as for the sparrows.....just dont go there....

Not as bad as the blue tits!

 

[Imurg]

Not as bad as the blue tits!

Didn't think it was that cold...

 

[Dando]

Didn't think it was that cold...

grow up

 

[PhilTheFragger]

grow up

It a chance, I’ve been saying that for the last 50 years

 

[Imurg]

Old -Yes
Up - not if I can help it.....

 

[DaveR]

People ask for help/advice on here and people help them out but the OP then can't be arsed to even acknowledge or say thanks. How much effort does it take to say thanks?! I won't bother in future.