Online dating, anyone done it.

[williamalex1]

Yeah and all the women are dumbfounded and crestfallen when the guy scrapers once he's had it.

Scrapers ,

 

[sunshine]

"young at heart" - 20 years older than the age listed on their profile

 

[Dando]

“Cuddly” - banned from every local all you can eat buffet

 

[Tashyboy]

Isn't that what every guy on dating sites is looking for? They all just want a bit of.... (I'd better not finish that sentence)

Caddying 👍

 

[Dando]

“Adventurous” - knows the entire karma sutra plus a few others

 

[HowlingGale]

Scrapers ,

😂 Scarpers

 

[williamalex1]

😂 Scarpers

Sky scrapers with that suit

 

[Pathetic Shark]

If I put my list of requirements on one of those sites, I'd probably wind up dating Fragger

 

[Pathetic Shark]

"Loves 80s music" - was 34 when Wham first hit the charts.
"Enjoys 8 out of 10 cats" - never goes out on a Friday night.
"Sporty type" - once went jogging 25 years ago and now wears sweat pants around the house permanently.

 

[USER1999]

I am so glad I don't have to do this Internet dating thing.

Babe magnet, obviously.

Or, married for 31 years, take your pick.

 

[IanM]

I'd love to read womens' perspective on this! Probably a lot closer to much of the above than you'd like to think, with the odd diversion in requirements!

Blimey...when I read some of the tales it scares the hell out of me! (Mrs M, is a blooming marvel! Especially, if she is reading this!)

 

[Smiffy]

"Artistic" = tattooed from head to toe

"Free Spirit" = argumentative

"Determined" = always right

"Animal lover" = house stinks of faeces

 

[Pathetic Shark]

"Easy going" so desperate will sleep with the first man to reply

 

[rudebhoy]

i've offered to buy a few womens a drink , but never used the line fancy and scampi and chips, drizzeled in a white tangy sauce, i supect that wouldn't have worked

Mate of mine had met this girl he was really keen on. He told us she was coming round to his for dinner. He said "I'm going to make her a lovely meal". I asked him what he was cooking, expecting something really posh and extravagant. "I'm doing scampi and chips" was his answer.

They were together for 20 years and she never knew that her nickname with us was "Scampi"

 

[CliveW]

"Loves outdoor sport such as golf, fishing and curling. Owns her own house, farm, golf range and salmon beat on the Tay."

 

[Tashyboy]

So, you play golf?
Thought not!

No but he is a swinger 😉

 

[Stuart_C]

Mate of mine had met this girl he was really keen on. He told us she was coming round to his for dinner. He said "I'm going to make her a lovely meal". I asked him what he was cooking, expecting something really posh and extravagant. "I'm doing scampi and chips" was his answer.

They were together for 20 years and she never knew that her nickname with us was "Scampi"

🤣🤣🤣🤣 quality.

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Guys
Please can we not reply to spammers, it just makes them harder to bin

Just report please 👍

 

[chellie]

Guys
Please can we not reply to spammers, it just makes them harder to bin

Just report please 👍

I did report it before 8.00 am.

 

[GreiginFife]

I did report it before 8.00 am.

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