Online dating, anyone done it.

[Deleted Member 1156]

2nd resurrection. What's the record on this forum?

 

[Orikoru]

Hi 🙂
Are you still single?
😉😅

It sounds like you're angling for a nightstand.

 

[Smiffy]

Saw the latest eHarmony advert the other night. Why do all the "users" look like models? Blokes all look like David Beckham and the birds all look like Rachel Rileys. We all know that in real life they are usually fat biffers......😳😳😳😳

 

[chrisd]

Saw the latest eHarmony advert the other night. Why do all the "users" look like models? Blokes all look like David Beckham and the birds all look like Rachel Rileys. We all know that in real life they are usually fat biffers......😳😳😳😳

How do you know? Have you met many of the men?

 

[pauljames87]

Don't do it! I have a wife and 3 kids because of this .. it's dangerous lol

 

[Tashyboy]

Hi 🙂
Are you still single?
😉😅

oi get in the queue, am on me own this week and I need some jobs doing. 😁👍

 

[IanM]

My sisters best mate has got divorced just before Covid. She's 58... and in decent shape for her age. BUT my sister showed me the photo she used for online dating. Was taken at a mate's wedding over 20 years ago!

Beware indeed!

 

[Smiffy]

Ridiculous how many women do that.
Their other favourite is carefully angled and selected "from the shoulders up only" pics which really don't show you what they look like.

It's a minefield out there.

"Bubbly personality" = carrying a bit of spare timber.

"Hopeless romantic" = bunny boiler.

"Loves cozy nights in" = loves bingo apps.

"Realist" = been dumped numerous times.

 

[Imurg]

"Bubbly personality" = carrying a bit of spare timber.

"Hopeless romantic" = bunny boiler.

"Loves cozy nights in" = loves bingo apps.

"Realist" = been dumped numerous times.

You're selling yourself well here Rob....

 

[CliveW]

"Loves eating out." = cannot cook.

 

[williamalex1]

My sisters best mate has got divorced just before Covid. She's 58... and in decent shape for her age. BUT my sister showed me the photo she used for online dating. Was taken at a mate's wedding over 20 years ago!

Beware indeed!

My wife's younger sister RIP used old photos on dating sites but never found anyone suitable.

 

[williamalex1]

The only thing online when I was young , was washing

 

[Tashyboy]

Bumped into a pal of mine a few years back at Doncaster races. We had a right good catch up. His pal had pushed him towards online dating. He said if he knew before he got divorced what some women “ out there” were like he would not of got divorced. He is rich and as soon as women found out what he was worth, what they would not do to try and woo him. Sometimes he said he was “ scared”. 😂

 

[Dando]

"great personality" - has a face only a mother could love

 

[williamalex1]

Me:
"Looking for a fit and active woman who likes sports and long country walks" = Looking for a caddy... 😅

You mean Fanny Sunesson

 

[ColchesterFC]

You mean Fanny Suneson

Isn't that what every guy on dating sites is looking for? They all just want a bit of.... (I'd better not finish that sentence)

 

[HowlingGale]

Isn't that what every guy on dating sites is looking for? They all just want a bit of.... (I'd better not finish that sentence)

Yeah and all the women are dumbfounded and crestfallen when the guy scrapers once he's had it.

 

[Smiffy]

"Zany sense of humour" = total loner.

"Carefree attitude" = numerous CCJ's

 

[HowlingGale]

"Fun Loving" - reserved anal retentive who thinks dressing in a Spiderman suit makes him a comedian.

 

[williamalex1]

"Fun Loving" - reserved anal retentive who thinks dressing in a Spiderman suit makes him a comedian.

Can't believe you're still wearing that same old suit